What men/women SHOULD say during sex.

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---------MEN---------

1. I've got the flag!
2. Engage According to operational parameters.
3. I am the Alpha and the Omega.
4. I'm in position.
5. Witness my... (naw, too easy ;))
6. Oh, Yeah!
7. I've got your back!
8. Enemy flagcarrier is here.
9. Lets Rock.
10. I'm on my way! (that one cracks me up)
11. Yeehaw.


----------WOMEN----------

1. Boom!




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All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a Boom Boom!!!
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el Gato|PuF

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-That was nasty!
-Try a bigger gun
-I'm on it!
-Oh Yeah!
-Nice!

:)
 
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Troll

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I shouldn't even go there but:

* Squeal, boy squeal!
* You like that?
* And stay down!


Ms Troll
the Diamond in the Can of Spam

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The Dopefish

The Dopefish

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Anyone else want some? :D

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Troll

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that was the place I _wasn't_ gonna go ;)




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Omega-Seven

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"I'm sorry, did I blow your head apart?"

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>----------WOMEN----------

1. Boom!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

heheheh, boom, you scoundrel......=)

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"I see Red (team) people..."

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gramps

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"useless..."
"MOO!"

:)

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"I don't pay attention to politics."
"You should. It's bareley less important than your own heart beat."
"I don't pay attention to that either."
 
The Dopefish

The Dopefish

Eat your veggies!
Apr 17, 2000
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LOL...moo. Habouji!

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