Have you ever watched porn?

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Have you ever porned?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 119 91.5%
  • No.

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Total voters
    130

T2A`

I'm dead.
Jan 10, 2004
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0
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Richmond, VA
Yeah I started on celebrity pictures then on to the other stuff. I think it's a sign of maturity when you get rid of a monkey-brain habit like that. But hey everyone's a monkey-brain at some level.
Yes. It's much more mature to fantasize about women you know.
 

sid

I posted in the RO-me thread
and all I got was
a pink username!
Oct 20, 2005
2,140
0
0
Wow some 3 people so far actually voted no. Damn!
 

dub

Feb 12, 2002
2,855
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36
If you never watched any porn at all, your missing out on some quality humour. Porn "story lines" are truly something to behold.
 

daloonie

sex boobs nude
Feb 7, 2004
4,877
9
38
37
Denmark
www.daloonie.com
If you never watched any porn at all, your missing out on some quality humour. Porn "story lines" are truly something to behold.
Wut? You watched any porno movie till its end? Seriously?

No lies there's actually a "series" called world of whorecraft. Guess what it's about.
 

dub

Feb 12, 2002
2,855
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36
Wut? You watched any porno movie till its end? Seriously?

Doubt I've ever watched a full pr0n movie, but anyways the best, most fun parts are at the start when they try and build a pre-story to all the humping :D

Followed by that are the names of the movies, which are often pure gold.
They spoof any Hollywood movie which makes the slightest name for itself. So a mate had the LOTR porn which I tried to watch a bit of - and which was hilarious - but also a little too bad to watch for more than 10 mins. :)
 

Balton

The Beast of Worship
Mar 6, 2001
13,428
118
63
39
Berlin
Doubt I've ever watched a full pr0n movie, but anyways the best, most fun parts are at the start when they try and build a pre-story to all the humping :D

Followed by that are the names of the movies, which are often pure gold.
They spoof any Hollywood movie which makes the slightest name for itself. So a mate had the LOTR porn which I tried to watch a bit of - and which was hilarious - but also a little too bad to watch for more than 10 mins. :)

there's a website online somewhere(try finding something with porn in the search bar :rolleyes: ) that collects the best gems of porn movie dialogues. It's so hilarious, if I find it I'll post it.
 

Matfei

[:«]Ω[»:]:Mױפקזג:]:
Apr 22, 2008
1,722
0
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Behind the Great Australian Firewall
there's a website online somewhere(try finding something with porn in the search bar :rolleyes: ) that collects the best gems of porn movie dialogues. It's so hilarious, if I find it I'll post it.

Please do, I feel like laughing my lungs up.

toniglandyl said:
yes, but hentai for the win ! :mad:
leilei said:
though does reading yaoi count?

Weird 2d lovers. :rolleyes: