America: A Request

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Sir_Brizz

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I found da womans
[m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4gdpQF8tM[/m]
 

ZenPirate

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ProTip:

America is too fat to get off it's ass to have a civil war. It would be a bunch of people in Little Rascals tossing hamburgers at each other.

Request:

Image of this via photoshop.


I second the request!
EPIC!!
 

NRG

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ProTip:

America is too fat to get off it's ass to have a civil war. It would be a bunch of people in Little Rascals tossing hamburgers at each other.
I think a civil war would be the exact opposite of what we need right now. But, by all means, if this is what it would be then have at it.
 

drakon

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I heard someone had a request :D

[M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04[/M]
 

MrSmiles

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A civil war will more than likely not start over left vs right.

A civil war will start if the US borders are not enforced properly. There will be a repeat of Lebanon 1975.
 

Benfica

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wtf, war? The USA is becoming again peace-minded and "the culture of fear" didn't really win. There isn't a serious social conflict when people keep being solidary, have will to save and not be wasteful, the basic needs are addressed, etc...

True multiple political parties would be great though. The house members are also too old. Making sure you don't elect a dry alcoholic or a bimbo for president is a great idea too :p
 

Peavey

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Americans have become too timid to fight. Things like Facebook have driven people from actually confronting things face to face. There are chemicals in food that neutralize our ambition and our motivation, much like how dog food sedates and drives the "savage" from the canine. So a civil war is out of the question.

But by all means, China could march on in and nobody would notice it.

In fact, nobody did notice it.
 

Peavey

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I'm bumping this until Larkin's plague hand touches this thread.
 

d3tox

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LOL @ Euros telling us to have a war. Sweet Irony.