Vin diesel build the chinese wall all by himself. He was getting sick and tired of all those lurkers near his garden.
When Vin Diesel awakens...
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Vin diesel taught Bruce lee how to fight.
Vin diesel taught arnie how to flex those muscles
Vin diesel is the driving force behind the playboy mansion. Hugh heffner is merely a hand doll...(?)
Vin diesel taught arnie how to flex those muscles
Vin diesel is the driving force behind the playboy mansion. Hugh heffner is merely a hand doll...(?)
Vin Diesel was the first man ever to call someone a 'faggot' while playing Counter-Strike. He didn't really mean it.
Vin Diesel shortly afterward's stump-fücked Fatality, as was required of him by law.
"Wherein the event Vin Lord God Diesel Esquire The Fifth encounters Fatality, he must stump-fück his puny body into a thousand pieces, forever cleaning the Earth of a useless human being. So shall it is written, so shall it be done."
"Wherein the event Vin Lord God Diesel Esquire The Fifth encounters Fatality, he must stump-fück his puny body into a thousand pieces, forever cleaning the Earth of a useless human being. So shall it is written, so shall it be done."
Vin diesel should've been mahatma ghandi's bodyguard.
Vin diesel can turn peas into bullets. He simply takes them between his thumb and index finger, and snaps...
Thanks to this extraordinary quality, Vin diesel now has signed a contract for 12 blockbuster movies:
Vin diesel in: The pea-shooters revenge.
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Vin diesel just smacked me around, because that was very silly. I'm sorry Vin
Vin diesel can turn peas into bullets. He simply takes them between his thumb and index finger, and snaps...
Thanks to this extraordinary quality, Vin diesel now has signed a contract for 12 blockbuster movies:
Vin diesel in: The pea-shooters revenge.
...
Vin diesel just smacked me around, because that was very silly. I'm sorry Vin
Vin Diesel is the only being capable of scoring a Ludicrous Kill in Unreal Tournament games simply by respawning.
Vin diesel can walk blindly through traffic. He'll never get hit by a car.
People don't want to hurt Vin diesel.
Or their car.
People don't want to hurt Vin diesel.
Or their car.
If you say 'Vin Diesel' three times into a mirror, Vin Diesel will appear and tw*t you upside the head for being gullible enough to believe ghost stories.
Vin Diesel plays poker with the Elder Things for the souls of men every Friday.
Vin Diesel laid Helen of Troy. He says she was "not bad".
Vin Diesel plays poker with the Elder Things for the souls of men every Friday.
Vin Diesel laid Helen of Troy. He says she was "not bad".
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Vin Diesel is so absolutely ubercool that people plead with him to throw telephones at them and his mother must call him:
"Mr Diesel"
...and we must call him that too.
("Yes Mr. Diesel, I fully understand Mr. Diesel....")
Vin Diesel is so absolutely ubercool that people plead with him to throw telephones at them and his mother must call him:
"Mr Diesel"
...and we must call him that too.
("Yes Mr. Diesel, I fully understand Mr. Diesel....")
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When Vin Diesel farts it smells like roses and a beam of pure, radiant white light shoots out of his kiester.
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
On the day Vin Diesel was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that he was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone....
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that he was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone....
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