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when you feel inf has violated your lifestyle so you run around humping the corpses you kill to fill the void.
when you feel inf has violated your lifestyle so you run around humping the corpses you kill to fill the void.
You know you've played too much Infiltration when...
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...when you and R-Force become an idea team.
...when you hit the refresh button in the forums over and over, yelling "respond! respond!, damn you, answer back!
...when you just realized you were holding it in for the last 8 hours.
...when you start to feel pain when getting hit.
...when games become personal.
...when your dog learns how to reload a mp5.
...when you start calling the benneli the "mercedes-benz of shotguns".
...when you can sleep and play at the same time.
...when you can post and play at the same time.
...when the only reason you leave a game is to see if your idea got the
PROCESSED
sticker.
...when you hit the refresh button in the forums over and over, yelling "respond! respond!, damn you, answer back!
...when you just realized you were holding it in for the last 8 hours.
...when you start to feel pain when getting hit.
...when games become personal.
...when your dog learns how to reload a mp5.
...when you start calling the benneli the "mercedes-benz of shotguns".
...when you can sleep and play at the same time.
...when you can post and play at the same time.
...when the only reason you leave a game is to see if your idea got the
PROCESSED
sticker.
Teaching a platoon of marines a new movement you learned while playing INF.
Trying to explain to the Operations chief where you learned that movement from.
Attempting to explain to the Company Commander why the operations chief is twitching in the corner,huddled in a fetal position, muttering incoherently to himself.
The Company Commander actually likes the new movement.
You have never played, nor have the desire to play, any other mod. (Why waste the time you could be shooting those evil smurf costume lookin' fellas?)
You take personal offense when Stormcaller is not included with the "yurch and R-Force idea team". Grrrr...
Trying to explain to the Operations chief where you learned that movement from.
Attempting to explain to the Company Commander why the operations chief is twitching in the corner,huddled in a fetal position, muttering incoherently to himself.
The Company Commander actually likes the new movement.
You have never played, nor have the desire to play, any other mod. (Why waste the time you could be shooting those evil smurf costume lookin' fellas?)
You take personal offense when Stormcaller is not included with the "yurch and R-Force idea team". Grrrr...
.. when you wonder where the reload-button is for your gun
.. when you're able to load a gun, because you've seen it's animation in Inf (even though you've never handled one IRL before)
.. when you can't stand to watch the A-team on tv anymore, not because of the lousy plots, but because of those awful sounds for the 'guns' they use
.. when you're able to load a gun, because you've seen it's animation in Inf (even though you've never handled one IRL before)
.. when you can't stand to watch the A-team on tv anymore, not because of the lousy plots, but because of those awful sounds for the 'guns' they use
I love that one! I feel as if I could even reload the P90
Everything else seems easy [L]-Damodred
not as funny, but true and strange
when you play other FPS you instinctively drag the mouse down when firing
when u try to trim your loadout down...because of all that excess wieght in your keyrings and phone
when you play other FPS you instinctively drag the mouse down when firing
when u try to trim your loadout down...because of all that excess wieght in your keyrings and phone
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When your response to "You got point" is to spin around and pull the trigger. -much less of a problem since online code, and much harder to explain in non-Infiltration settings...
When you become irate that upon leaving the workplace, your coworkers walk in a tight formation across the parking lot. It's worse if there are woods surrounding the parking lot.
When non-gun things become guns to your imagination, which you put to good use, but you snap out of it in time to find everybody staring wildly at you and your smoking MP5. er, that would be pneumatic nail gun. Nevermind. What?! Quit looking at me.
When your response to "You got point" is to spin around and pull the trigger. -much less of a problem since online code, and much harder to explain in non-Infiltration settings...
When you become irate that upon leaving the workplace, your coworkers walk in a tight formation across the parking lot. It's worse if there are woods surrounding the parking lot.
When non-gun things become guns to your imagination, which you put to good use, but you snap out of it in time to find everybody staring wildly at you and your smoking MP5. er, that would be pneumatic nail gun. Nevermind. What?! Quit looking at me.
...When you use your wallet as a sidearm.
...When you use a joystick with no deadzone set, so your heartbeat IS a factor in sniping.
...When you bitch about the "lack of camo" in Tribes.
...When you refuse to use the jetpack in Tribes.
...When you can sneak anywhere, undetected.
...When you set spawn points for your family.
...When you mount a m2hb on your car.
...When you make homemade grenades with nothing but granola bars (don't ask).
...When you stop watching tv. period.
...When you hook up crappy 333mhz computers to yours, just so you can have "open communication" with your teamates.
...When you sneak up on people for fun.
...When you go out the back door just to "flank" your neibours.
...When you meet, regularly, to make the most realistic game on earth "more realistic"
...When you have the home number of a Benneli Represenative.
...When you wear an "Alice pack" to work.
...When you do push-ups when your boss yells at you.
...When newbies are called privates.
...When you actually start typing strategies in pickup games.
...When you force teamplay in pickup games.
...When you think the robar makes a good sidearm.
...When you throw empty pistols at enemies.
...When you duck when someone opens a soda.
...When you snipe with the akmsu.
...When you wish for the day when inf allows vehicles, and you concentrate on making them realistic too.
...When you install bulletproof glass on your monitor.
sorry st0rmcaller, i did forgot you
...When you use a joystick with no deadzone set, so your heartbeat IS a factor in sniping.
...When you bitch about the "lack of camo" in Tribes.
...When you refuse to use the jetpack in Tribes.
...When you can sneak anywhere, undetected.
...When you set spawn points for your family.
...When you mount a m2hb on your car.
...When you make homemade grenades with nothing but granola bars (don't ask).
...When you stop watching tv. period.
...When you hook up crappy 333mhz computers to yours, just so you can have "open communication" with your teamates.
...When you sneak up on people for fun.
...When you go out the back door just to "flank" your neibours.
...When you meet, regularly, to make the most realistic game on earth "more realistic"
...When you have the home number of a Benneli Represenative.
...When you wear an "Alice pack" to work.
...When you do push-ups when your boss yells at you.
...When newbies are called privates.
...When you actually start typing strategies in pickup games.
...When you force teamplay in pickup games.
...When you think the robar makes a good sidearm.
...When you throw empty pistols at enemies.
...When you duck when someone opens a soda.
...When you snipe with the akmsu.
...When you wish for the day when inf allows vehicles, and you concentrate on making them realistic too.
...When you install bulletproof glass on your monitor.
sorry st0rmcaller, i did forgot you
When...
-You yell "Frag out!" right before your g/f finishes you off.
*-You spend 20 minutes on the INF forums reading all the "You've played too much INF when" posts.
*-You spend another 20 minutes trying to come up with new ones.
*-You time your reloading speed at the range against the INF animation for it.
-Everything you know about guns was learned from the INF forums.
-When you start to get tired you actually look for a stamina bar on your HUD.
-You buy a pair of glasses specifically for the purpose of painting a HUD on them.
-You shout "Go go go!" at slow moving cars on the expressway.
-Seeks
(most of the funny ones were already said but I will contribute nonetheless)
-You yell "Frag out!" right before your g/f finishes you off.
*-You spend 20 minutes on the INF forums reading all the "You've played too much INF when" posts.
*-You spend another 20 minutes trying to come up with new ones.
*-You time your reloading speed at the range against the INF animation for it.
-Everything you know about guns was learned from the INF forums.
-When you start to get tired you actually look for a stamina bar on your HUD.
-You buy a pair of glasses specifically for the purpose of painting a HUD on them.
-You shout "Go go go!" at slow moving cars on the expressway.
-Seeks
(most of the funny ones were already said but I will contribute nonetheless)
when your response time in the forums is less than 1 minute.
(the guys in new ver suggestions know what i am talking about)
(the guys in new ver suggestions know what i am talking about)
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hell yea....I almost starved to death...but then I just blacked out and woke up with my tongue glued to the keyboard...
hell yea....I almost starved to death...but then I just blacked out and woke up with my tongue glued to the keyboard...
RavenStarSinger
I can make you die laughing or just shoot you
Heh heh
When you're playing baseball, hockey, basketball, or any other sport, and you see someone on the other team bean a fellow on their own team, you being to argue that their score should reset to zero for the TK
When you nearly kill yourself checking on the effect of a dud 40mm using a potato gun and a wall.
When you you become thoroughly disappointed with yourself for not being able to fire an AK on full auto as well in RL as you can in Inf.
When you decide that it might be neat to re-enact important historical incidents in Inf (Kennedy Assasination, Texas University Sniper, etc. . . . hey, with a good mapper, and some people who like to pay attention to details, it could be done . . . the Texas University Sniper could have some promise, you know? Snipers in the tower versus CQB/Assault specialists that have to INFILTRATE!!!!! the Tower and eliminate them, maybe a few people playing as Civvies, so that the Infiltrators are only successful if at least one civie lives
When you turn purple holding your breath as you attempt to get the crosshairs on your scoped Remington 30-.06 bolt action to stop moving entirely.
When you play Inf so much that you're tendonitis gets too bad to fire an actual gun.
When people HEAR about your little idea to recreate those historical events listed above and begin suspecting that you are "planning something"
You play Inf WAY too much if you forget what an orgasm is.
When you begin to believe that a 40mm or frag grenage exploding under you will leave your body intact.
when you are hospitalized attempting to find out if your K-Bar skillz are as good in RL as they are in Inf.
When shots of battle carnage on the news just aren't realistic enough for you anymore.
when you spend more time playing with your avatar and sig in the forums than actually grooming your real body.
When you actually COMMUNICATE with people in the forums more than you do in RL
When you actually SAY the word fux0red in a conversation.
when you actually know from experience what the gum in MREs are for, even though you were never in the service, and don't personally know anyone who was.
When you start to like the Mexican Rice MRE because someone in the Inf forum recommended it.
When you make the mistake of eating the bean burrito MRE cuz somone said it tasted like cardboard, and you couldn't believe it after eating that tasty mexican rice . . . yech, cardboard
LASTLY when you decide to have implants put in your brain JUST to make your reaction time in Inf faster, at least, as soon as said implants are made a reality.
When you're playing baseball, hockey, basketball, or any other sport, and you see someone on the other team bean a fellow on their own team, you being to argue that their score should reset to zero for the TK
When you nearly kill yourself checking on the effect of a dud 40mm using a potato gun and a wall.
When you you become thoroughly disappointed with yourself for not being able to fire an AK on full auto as well in RL as you can in Inf.
When you decide that it might be neat to re-enact important historical incidents in Inf (Kennedy Assasination, Texas University Sniper, etc. . . . hey, with a good mapper, and some people who like to pay attention to details, it could be done . . . the Texas University Sniper could have some promise, you know? Snipers in the tower versus CQB/Assault specialists that have to INFILTRATE!!!!! the Tower and eliminate them, maybe a few people playing as Civvies, so that the Infiltrators are only successful if at least one civie lives
When you turn purple holding your breath as you attempt to get the crosshairs on your scoped Remington 30-.06 bolt action to stop moving entirely.
When you play Inf so much that you're tendonitis gets too bad to fire an actual gun.
When people HEAR about your little idea to recreate those historical events listed above and begin suspecting that you are "planning something"
You play Inf WAY too much if you forget what an orgasm is.
When you begin to believe that a 40mm or frag grenage exploding under you will leave your body intact.
when you are hospitalized attempting to find out if your K-Bar skillz are as good in RL as they are in Inf.
When shots of battle carnage on the news just aren't realistic enough for you anymore.
when you spend more time playing with your avatar and sig in the forums than actually grooming your real body.
When you actually COMMUNICATE with people in the forums more than you do in RL
When you actually SAY the word fux0red in a conversation.
when you actually know from experience what the gum in MREs are for, even though you were never in the service, and don't personally know anyone who was.
When you start to like the Mexican Rice MRE because someone in the Inf forum recommended it.
When you make the mistake of eating the bean burrito MRE cuz somone said it tasted like cardboard, and you couldn't believe it after eating that tasty mexican rice . . . yech, cardboard
LASTLY when you decide to have implants put in your brain JUST to make your reaction time in Inf faster, at least, as soon as said implants are made a reality.
...when you call the guy throwing paper at the back of your head a "nade whore"
...when auto-prone becomes a technique for escaping P.E classes
...when your computer chair has become perfectly moulded to the shape of your ass
...when your computer teacher tell you to "get rid of those stupid green web pages with too much writing on them"
...when you actually know what "zündfolge" means in english
...when people get up and leave the room when watching any movie because you never stop bitching about the full-auto M16A2
...when the differences between an M4 and M16A2 become a major part of your life
...when the word you begin to see the word "balls" as "bls" and vice versa
...when you launch empty pepsi cans at people, then explain that it didnt blow up because it didn't travel far enough
...when RaekwoN's afro looks like a map of DM-INF-Kazakhstan
...when counter-strike players seem less-than-human
...when more people on the forums/irc know your real name than people outside your family
...when auto-prone becomes a technique for escaping P.E classes
...when your computer chair has become perfectly moulded to the shape of your ass
...when your computer teacher tell you to "get rid of those stupid green web pages with too much writing on them"
...when you actually know what "zündfolge" means in english
...when people get up and leave the room when watching any movie because you never stop bitching about the full-auto M16A2
...when the differences between an M4 and M16A2 become a major part of your life
...when the word you begin to see the word "balls" as "bls" and vice versa
...when you launch empty pepsi cans at people, then explain that it didnt blow up because it didn't travel far enough
...when RaekwoN's afro looks like a map of DM-INF-Kazakhstan
...when counter-strike players seem less-than-human
...when more people on the forums/irc know your real name than people outside your family
"when people hear about wanting to recreat..."
this cuts close to home dude. i was talking to a friend of mine(a 3d gfx dude and mapper) about making a map of the 4km^2 arround our high school.
sick i know, but you dont get it. its perfict. the school has some great CQB potential, but its the area arround it thats more important.
there is a ton of cover and lots and lots of hills. and there is a building that would work great as a second base for the other team, its big and stuff(i think its th e"arch diaceese" its something religous i know that) inbetween the 2 are lots of great 8ft fall blocks of bushes, and a graveyard. not to mention a fence or 2.
and the school itself would make for great CQB as i have said. lots of choke points and crossfire zones.
now if only he would go buy tribes 2!
this cuts close to home dude. i was talking to a friend of mine(a 3d gfx dude and mapper) about making a map of the 4km^2 arround our high school.
sick i know, but you dont get it. its perfict. the school has some great CQB potential, but its the area arround it thats more important.
there is a ton of cover and lots and lots of hills. and there is a building that would work great as a second base for the other team, its big and stuff(i think its th e"arch diaceese" its something religous i know that) inbetween the 2 are lots of great 8ft fall blocks of bushes, and a graveyard. not to mention a fence or 2.
and the school itself would make for great CQB as i have said. lots of choke points and crossfire zones.
now if only he would go buy tribes 2!
RavenStarSinger
I can make you die laughing or just shoot you
Visions of Columbine dance in your head . . .
j/k
I know that feeling all too well, the University across the seat would be INCREDILE, if you include all of the grounds around it. The library, computer labs, Rubush Auditorium, the surrounding parks and rec areas, chapel, and the dorms
I've given it some thought, but I think the map would be too large for anything less than two groups of 16 or more to have any fun.