The 'My Smartphone Sucks' Thread

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Polychron

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I begin to understand that...

THE iPHONE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!

It constantly sucks money out of your pocket, logs your location data, reveals your contacts to anyone...

iPHONE IS EVIL!
 

Vaskadar

It's time I look back from outer space
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Do you actually believe these things? (Specifically iPhone being the work of the Devil, thereby making Steve Jobs the Devil, like, a metaphysical embodiment of Satan, money being the root of all evil and suffering, yadie yadie ya...)

If not, then I commend you as troll king.
 
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Sir_Brizz

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Everyone who owns an iPhone will not be participating in Rapture tomorrow. Good luck finding people to talk to out of the... oh wait, millions of people own iPhones... tomorrow's Rapture may just be the best form of population control the world has ever seen.