Pleeeeeease stop replying to this thread so that it can die.
Seriously, resist the urge. Take your pointer off the reply button. Thank you.
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Pleeeeeease stop replyin' t'this thread so thet it kin die. Seriously, resist th' urge. Take yer pointer off th' reply button, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thank yo'.
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