NSFW - WTF is this Shit!?!

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Jacks:Revenge

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oh man I'm jealous of you Turddrive.
I've wanted to post that here since sometime last year but assumed I'd be banned for it :p

pretty god damn hilarious though. I think it was my brother who came across it first and put it on everyone's facebook page. we wanted to order a vial for my dad for his birthday but haven't gotten around to it yet. pretty sure that would make his day :D

oh and its amazing how normal they try to make it look on their site.
how the guy just casually takes the bottle out while standing on the sidewalk and applies it to his hand. then he just sniffs away like he's pitching a fucking tent in public :lol: it's definitely both the best and worst novelty gift of all time.

in this video he tries and describes it around 0:40
[m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99yPq5FeNl4[/m]
 
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Zur

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Wtf, how do they produce it? Have a womenz sit on top of a bottle after a workout?
 

Rambowjo

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This crap is hillarious, also enjoy your incoming ban for LOLPORN

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Leo(T.C.K.)

I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
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I have already seen this year ago, this is old news to me.
 

DarkED

The Great Oppression
Mar 19, 2006
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Right behind you.
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I love how all the male models in their advertising are attractive 'hipster-business' types that also reek of money, and could probably get laid easily any night they wanted to. As if using the product is going to instantly make Average Joe this attractive.

I hate advertising that tries to make the viewer feel like they are much more attractive than they actually are.
 

Capt.Toilet

Good news everyone!
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I love how all the male models in their advertising are attractive 'hipster-business' types that also reek of money, and could probably get laid easily any night they wanted to. As if using the product is going to instantly make Average Joe this attractive.

I hate advertising that tries to make the viewer feel like they are much more attractive than they actually are.

So you pretty much hate any and all advertising?
 

BillyBadAss

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I love how all the male models in their advertising are attractive 'hipster-business' types that also reek of money, and could probably get laid easily any night they wanted to. As if using the product is going to instantly make Average Joe this attractive.

I hate advertising that tries to make the viewer feel like they are much more attractive than they actually are.

Umm, girls aren't turned on by the smell of another girl's vagina. Usually they are turned off by that. Anyway, the idea is to turn the guy on. It's suppose to be an afrodisiac. Showing a fat slob smelling with one hand and wanking with the other while crying isn't good advertising.