Anybody in the market for a good fart transformer?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who the feck would acronym their company to spell that?

Nice find, LiquiD_SiN!

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F.A.R.T.'s factory (with a covered area of 3500 sq.m) at Preganziol, just a few kilometres from Treviso, produces 30.000 transformers a month and, a new fully-automated plant came into service at the beginning of 1989, making it possible to reach the production of 60.000 units.
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salesinfo@fart-neon.com

I emailed them :)

"I need 10000 of the stinkiest farts you sell as soon as possible! Spare no expense!"



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hmmm,

It seems the acronym F.R.A.T. (the correct one) is a much too juvenile and inappropriate title for their corporation.

Some higher-up decided F.A.R.T. (doh!) is the way to go. The sad thing is that this individual may make more $ than any of us :(
Maybe it is an advertising ploy, it got our attention anyway.
 
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Nice one! :D

The only other F.A.R.T. I know of is a U.S. Army mobile refueling base used by attack choppers, the Flight Air Refueling Terminal.

Apache pilots refer to refueling as "making a F.A.R.T. run."


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Who cares about money when you can have a nice healthy laugh like that. The company is based in another country so I figured they just dont have the slang word "fart" in their vocabulary. I can just see what it's like at their board meetings.

Mr. Juana: "Poncho what are our sales figures for the first quarter?"

Poncho: "Excellent sir! Sales are up 20% around the world.....unfortunately we have yet to sell a single transformer in the US, a potentially huge market."

Mr. Juana: "Well you better do something about this Poncho!"

Poncho: "Sir I've tried! I've contacted nearly 1000 US companies, but every call ends with uncontrollable laughter and then a hangup."

Mr. Juana: "Hmmmm...most peculiar. Well F.A.R.T. meeting adjourned."

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I beleive there is a internet mortage service on the internet called PMS.

'Preferred Mortgage Service' or somethin like that

Tom: 'So Linda, I here you bought a new home'

Linda: ' Why yes Tom, it's quite nice'

Tom: ' If you don't mind me asking, what mortgage company did you go through'

Linda: 'I have PMS and it works great for me'
 
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ROFLMAO!

Its like those really good looking fridges you can get, but the only bad thing about them is the word SMEG in big bold letters on the front.

Genius :)

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I work in an advertising agency. One of my accounts used to be Borden, which included Elmer's Glues and Adhesives.

I swear to God this is true. They actually named their product "Squeez'N'Caulk"

This was the butt of many many jokes. I almost gave myself a hernia laughing at some of the comments.

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LOL LOL LOL!

When my Mrs. and I were out buying a new oven range, we asked the sales lady to show us their gas ranges. Here is the extent of the conversion:

Me: My wife and I are interested in a gas stove, not electric.

My wife: Yes, we do not care for electric as our house set up for a gas stove.

Sales Lady: Gas? Oh, yes, gas is much better. Gas is the best. My parents had gas when I was growing up and they loved it. I now have gas, my sister has gas... everyone I know who has gas and loves it. They wouldn't want it any other way. I don't know what I'd do without gas!

Needless to say, my wife and I had to quickly dismiss her so we could "further discuss our options", or laugh our a$$es off!
 
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Do you think they give tours of the FART factory?

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I'd tour the FART factory if they gave away free samples at the "end" of the tour.

FART Transformers. Sounds like a new breed of toys from Hasbro. "PhudgyFART transforms into a lean mean farting machine!"

What do they transform the farts into? Something useful I hope. Like stuff to fill the flamethrowers the army guys use on the enemy bunkers or something.

Liquid_Sin, search a post done by Y5 called "Fart Humor" and d/l preacher 1 and 2. They are the most hilarious f'n videoclips. He posted it about 1 month ago or so. Worth the wait to d/l.



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Just think, if I got a job there, I could tell everybody that I worked at the FART factory.

Just think: I could get promoted a lot. That way when I'm on a date with a chick I like a lot and she asks me what my career is, I could say "I'm the FART Factory Foreman."

I'd love to see one of theose transformers in action. All your electrical power running through a big box with the letters F.A.R.T. on it.

They should expand into generators too, with the slogan "Powered by F.A.R.T."

marketing at its best. :)

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