I don't know what's wrong with some of you but I'm rolling here. We're supposed to appreciate this kind of stuff here. PuF/BuF was founded on hot carls FFS! 
A fantastic tale!
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I don't know what's wrong with some of you but I'm rolling here. We're supposed to appreciate this kind of stuff here. PuF/BuF was founded on hot carls FFS! 
I lol'd, or at least made some strange noises.
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Uh, how about doing both at the same time? You know, just let it all go. Trying to poop without pissing as well is damn hard, and pretty pointless.
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Uh, how about doing both at the same time? You know, just let it all go. Trying to poop without pissing as well is damn hard, and pretty pointless.
What a bunch of bull. It's easy. Sit down on the toilet and lean over as far as you can. You'll then have to hold it down a little with your hand so that when you piss it doesn't come out of the crack between the toilet and the seat. There is a risk of the spray bouncing back at your hand, but when you're that horny the pisss doesn't come out that strong anyways. At this point you should easily be able to pee and poo at the same time. I do it almost every morning.