Chick gives pig handjob on TV

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ElectricSheep said:
Guess what? When you need to obtain a semen sample from a pig for insemination or testing, that's how you do it. Yes, there are job descriptions in this world, particularly in the zoological and agricultural areas, that include "Pig Masturbator".

It could have been worse. At least it was only pigs and not elephants. Guess how you get a semen sample from an elephant? No, you can't give it a wank (there's a bit too much to wank, I guess). You have to instead massage the prostate through the rectum.
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You learn something new every day. Now I have no room today for remembering how modal verbs work in Japanese. Thank you again Internet!
 
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ElectricSheep said:
Guess how you get a semen sample from an elephant? No, you can't give it a wank (there's a bit too much to wank, I guess).
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I don't know, get 7 people, 3 on each side and one holding the microphone shouting "FORWARD, BACK, FORWARD, BACK"
 
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no, today we have machines and other objects to do that
but if some people still like to make it manually: go ahead :D
 
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When I was little the boy from the farm next door gave his dog handjobs on a regular basis.....he did it for a small fee to any of the local kids who wanted to watch. I thought he was 'milking' the dog.....
 
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Morgana said:
When I was little the boy from the farm next door gave his dog handjobs on a regular basis.....he did it for a small fee to any of the local kids who wanted to watch. I thought he was 'milking' the dog.....
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where do you live? southpark? :lol:
 
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Morgana said:
When I was little the boy from the farm next door gave his dog handjobs on a regular basis.....he did it for a small fee to any of the local kids who wanted to watch. I thought he was 'milking' the dog.....
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Requesting more details in fan-fic style plz. You know you wanna turn me on :mwink:
 
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