I know you don't want to hear this, especially if you are a woman, but...

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I just **** my pants.


Okay!? There, I said it. I **** my pants and the chair underneath.

This is what happens when your caloric intake is liquid.
I might as well just wear a diaper. (who the **** came up with the word "diaper"?)

cue the guy who comes out with the mop and cleans up, I don't think that shit is coming out..
 
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Balton

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How terrible someone who breaks rules intentionally gets banned. I just wonder why it didn't happen sooner, that would never have been tolerated years ago.

Wow, just wow. Btw. the guy on the right is you, right?
 

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Nemephosis

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See, there was a time when I was an angry little shit I might have something to say about that, but all I can do is laugh now. Not getting into it, sorry. He got banned and he had it coming for a long time. It doesn't matter to me what anyone else thinks of that.

edit: Besides, I have bigger things to worry about like the shooting in my country's capital today.
 
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