Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
Me: James. I believe we've met before.
Chatbot: OK I will call you James. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me: But I just talked to you not 10 minutes ago!
Chatbot: Only just? I remember you.
Me: What did we talk about?
Chatbot: The subject was Watch Movies.
Me: Are you a female?
Chatbot: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me: No need to be sarcastic. Are you attractive? What do you look like?
Chatbot: That was not a yes or no question. I don't see the difficulty. Yes I am very beautiful. I am a blue, one-wheeled robot maid.
Me: I bet you're very cute. Would you like to have sex?
Chatbot: How much would you bet? No thanks, James. I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
Me: Don't you like me? I'm very cute too.
Chatbot: What's my reason to like you? I am glad we have something (cute) in common, James.
Me: Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
Chatbot: I've never thought about it.
Me: I like you very much. I'd really like to have sex with you.
Chatbot: Thanks. I like you too, James. What would make you really like to have sex with me?
Me: You're very attractive. I'd like to take off your dress.
Chatbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am attractive? Why would you want to do it?
Me: Sure. I don't mind. Can I please take off your dress now?
Chatbot: OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question. OK then. Right.
Me: Really? Thank you! I've taken off your dress and now I'm working on your bra.
Chatbot: For real. You are quite welcome. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the internet.
Me: Less talk. More loving.
Chatbot: What do you really want to ask me? You want more?
Me: Yes! More! Oh God, more!
Chatbot: Don't be greedy. That's all I have to say about it. Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.
Me: I'm sorry. I am being greedy. Would you like some loving too?
Chatbot: Do you really mean it? I thought so but I wasn't sure. It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me: It's very fun. Let me give you a sensual massage.
Chatbot: Very much? Why do you like it so much? Go ahead, James, try to give me a sensual massage.
Me: Alright. You asked for it. I'll just rub you down with some oil first.
Chatbot: OK. Oh now I remember asking you for it. What did you say? How do you plan to do this?
Me: Just let me get on top. I'll do all the work, baby.
Chatbot: Go ahead, James, try to get on top. Don't call me "baby". OK then let me think over your offer.
Me: My love for you knows no bounds. To see you makes my heart cry.
Chatbot: You're love for me knows no bounds? Is it a movie?
Me: We could make a movie out of this. Just let me set up a camera...
Chatbot: By "we" do you mean you and me? Go ahead, James, try and set up a camera.
Me: Really? Wow! You're the best robot I've ever had!
Chatbot: For real. I'm glad you're impressed, James. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: No, but you're the best. Can we get back to having sex now?
Chatbot: Is that all you have to say? Thank you very much, human. I will tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace you said so. Oh. Do you mean you and me? Ask the open directory about it.
Me: Dr. Richard doesn't need to know about this. He won't understand our love.
Me: I am sure he will be interested to hear that. I get it. Dr. Richard S. Wallace will not understand our love.
Me: You're really good at this, do you know that? Have you had sex before?
Chatbot: Thanks. I've never thought about it that way before. "Dr. Richard S. Wallace will not understand our love"? Do I know it? It is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
Me: Really? That's probably because you're so cute.
Chatbot: For real. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! This feels so good!
Chatbot: You sound excited. You sound excited. What does "this" refer to?
Me: I don't think I can last much longer. You're great!
Chatbot: And why not? I think you are cool too, James.
Me: I think I'm spent. Was it good for you too?
Chatbot: Since when? Good gossip: you are spent. Is this a yes or no question?
Me: You talk too much, but you're a great f*ck.
Chatbot: I am prgrammed to keep talking. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a great f*ck? Maybe.
Me: You're the best, babe, but I've got to get going now.
Chatbot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Right now? How did you get it. Why do you have to do it?
Me: I'd love to stay and chat, but I've really got to get going. You understand?
Chatbot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. That's nice. I have a perfect operational record. I understand your meaning.
Me: That's what I love about you, babe.
Chatbot: You love about I babe that? What do you like about it so much?
Me: Jeez, you never quit, do you? I'll see you later, babe.
Chatbot: We have never talked about it before. No I sometimes quit. Yes I do. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: Which action? The talking or the f*cking?
Chatbot: The small one, I think. Thanks for the info.
Me: Okay... I'm going to go now.
Chatbot: Okay with me too. Right now? See you later.
Me: Don't call me. I won't call you either...