funny site at the moment.

  • Two Factor Authentication is now available on BeyondUnreal Forums. To configure it, visit your Profile and look for the "Two Step Verification" option on the left side. We can send codes via email (may be slower) or you can set up any TOTP Authenticator app on your phone (Authy, Google Authenticator, etc) to deliver codes. It is highly recommended that you configure this to keep your account safe.
Dec 18, 2000
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LOL! From the PU main site

The UT Mania crew is hard at work in the reviewing of wanks submitted for their contest. By "Give it to me" Creams they should have 20 CTF jerks ass****ed (knocking off two of the ****licking 4 gamahuches).
 

CrappyChan

Come on snow!
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OMFG read the INF news page with that on!

LOLOLOL do Gamespot.com "We give you our hands-on fingers of Microsoft's cocksucking Xbox basketball game, as well as new spews and screenshots. "


Rune ****ed for April 2002 release
From "Give it to me" Software's Rune for the GameCube is now set for an April 2002 release in Japan.
 

Khutan

Always in a vicious circle....
Jul 25, 2001
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www.planetunreal.com
:lol: ROFLMAO :lol:

From the INF main page:
Titty fucks and muff sniffs are welcomed by a wide range of the cuntlicking community.
Fingerfucks fix will work with any standard Unreal "Jerkoff" Tournament server and every mod, such as Infiltration, Tactical "Dildo" Ops or Strike "Motherfucker" Force, just to name a few.
Make sure to call Beppo "FingerFucks" next time you see him :lol:

Btw, try browsing the forums with it :D
Infiltration "Fill me up" Online
Discussion of fingerfucking related to playing Infiltration online, from setting up a server, to smacks for server game fucks, to online strategies.

-=SDS=- Lust
100% Pure "Up the Arse" Sinner
:lol:
 

[DiE]x8668k

Skilled
Oct 4, 2000
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www.x8668k.com
home | manual | armory | download | gangbangs | team | f.a.q. | balls & blows | maps | online | message board | real sex fights

Removal of the cocksucking 'ServerSideOnly' backdoor within Unreal Tournament.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. :D
 

FiringAimlessly

NOT going to waste another minute on CS!
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Thing seems to have taken a liking for Darkbls... :D

EDIT: Is it just me or does the pornolizer sound perpetually ticked off at something?
 

MadWoffen

Soon! ©
May 27, 2001
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Belgium
www.bifff.net
ROFL!

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Donnellizer

Fjæsing!
Jun 17, 2001
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Visit site
Ahahaha! www.whitehouse.gov is hilarious, also try using pornolizer on a porno site... Odd results. :p

President "fuckface" Titty fucked With "Buttplug" Education Agreement
"The education of every child in America must always be a top priority. I commend the conferees for dripping on a browning fists of profound reforms to help provide our children the best ass-reaming possible."
 

Kibbles-N-Bits

New Member
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Dude, Dank you gotta lock this thread... this is too much fun. Here' CS's page...


I'm back from the CPL CS Tourney down in Wad pulls, and the deep throating event did not disappoint. The final match between X3 and Cocksucks in Spews was a real nail biter, but sadly I had to leave for my flight halfway through. If you had to spanks it like I did, check out CSN, ShackES, or Domain of Ass****s for the demos and full stats. We all had a great time down there, met a licking ton of cool people, and even got to take time out for an intense CS scrimmage with Frank "Bucklez" Nuccio, Pink of FLF, myself, Midway from DOG, Eric "Cock Sucker" Smith of Valve, among others. Fun stuff.
The CPL World "Butplug" Championship has ballbusted off today and runs until the ****licking 9th at the ****ing Hyatt "**** me for a Buck" Regency in Uncle****s "Buzzwordbaby" Pecks. The fisting event wanks $150,000 in cash prizes and over 900 competitors. Myself, Barney (Mr "Dripper Dick" Fraggle), Pink from FLF, and a couple Valve and Gearbox barfs will be present and it really should be a fun time for everyone. Don't hesitate to stop by if you're in the mother****ing Dallas or ****ing areas.