Because I never ever laughed so much while reading reviews of a game.
Here are some funny quotes from various review sites.
from gamecenter.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Do yourself a favor and leave this
one to rot on the shelf.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from evilavatar.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Pros: Uninstall program works like a charm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from cdmag.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>When they’re (your sidekicks) not
shooting you in the back, they’re probably
getting lost or killed by closing doors.
.
.
Your main gun is the Ion Cannon, which
shoots green goo that bounces randomly off
walls and often right back in your face. The
C4 launcher is completely useless; it
launches sticky proximity explosions that do
a lot of collateral damage, but due to the
game’s creative collision detection, the
weapon's complete lack of range,and the
episode’s narrow-corridor design, it's really only useful as a suicide machine<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from voodooextreme.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>...Upon installing the game, you'll
realize what the second bad sign is:
the actual game.
.
The sidekicks main purpose doesn't really
seem to be helping you out, but rather to
stretch out the estimated gameplay time.
.
These sidekicks also have perfect aim and
never miss, especially when they're
shooting you in the back.......It's probably payback for being forced to be in this game.
.
You'll notice I didn't mention episodes one and four when writing positive things about
the level design. This is because those
chapters were apparently made with the
sole purpose of forcing you to go insane and murder your family.
.
and creating something this terrible should probably lead to a lengthy prison sentence.
.
Pros : Game crashes a lot, which means you
can stop playing it.
Cons : Everything else<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from firingsquad.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>After seeing Mikiko for the first
time I was ready to renounce
heterosexuality. Is this the best that the
Daikatana skin artists could come up with?
.
Original Quake levels in 320x200 software mode were better looking
.
Sound effects range from the uninspired to
the kind that make you want to stick
screwdrivers in your ears to pierce the
eardrums.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Here are some funny quotes from various review sites.
from gamecenter.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Do yourself a favor and leave this
one to rot on the shelf.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from evilavatar.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Pros: Uninstall program works like a charm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from cdmag.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>When they’re (your sidekicks) not
shooting you in the back, they’re probably
getting lost or killed by closing doors.
.
.
Your main gun is the Ion Cannon, which
shoots green goo that bounces randomly off
walls and often right back in your face. The
C4 launcher is completely useless; it
launches sticky proximity explosions that do
a lot of collateral damage, but due to the
game’s creative collision detection, the
weapon's complete lack of range,and the
episode’s narrow-corridor design, it's really only useful as a suicide machine<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from voodooextreme.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>...Upon installing the game, you'll
realize what the second bad sign is:
the actual game.
.
The sidekicks main purpose doesn't really
seem to be helping you out, but rather to
stretch out the estimated gameplay time.
.
These sidekicks also have perfect aim and
never miss, especially when they're
shooting you in the back.......It's probably payback for being forced to be in this game.
.
You'll notice I didn't mention episodes one and four when writing positive things about
the level design. This is because those
chapters were apparently made with the
sole purpose of forcing you to go insane and murder your family.
.
and creating something this terrible should probably lead to a lengthy prison sentence.
.
Pros : Game crashes a lot, which means you
can stop playing it.
Cons : Everything else<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
from firingsquad.com :
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>After seeing Mikiko for the first
time I was ready to renounce
heterosexuality. Is this the best that the
Daikatana skin artists could come up with?
.
Original Quake levels in 320x200 software mode were better looking
.
Sound effects range from the uninspired to
the kind that make you want to stick
screwdrivers in your ears to pierce the
eardrums.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
