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Arcturus

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right... deleted all those repeat posts. i dont think anyone notic.... damn! nigma saw it.
nigma - forget about all those repeat posts u just saw ok? :)

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Selerox

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an update....

WAnk showed up in #planetunreal earier today in a state that can only be descibed as beyond paralytic :)

He played a game against some of us and did pretty well, for someone who could barely spell his own name (he beat Firestorm :) )

He then proceced to tell #planetunreal that he had tried putting a football (soccer) goal on the school roof, but he fell off...

When asked how he was, he said he thought he was ok, to quote from him:

<WAnk> I am not dead

Another boring day in the life of PuF's very own WAnk ;)
 

WAnk

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w00t

thought now woudl be a good time to start up this thread :D hopefully i will be able to contine it tomororws :) anyways, i went out "klumping it" with my friends. i still don't know what that means, but apparently i have done it now. i didn't get to do anything cool or anything, i just kind of left because it was boring. anyways, tomorrow i plan on being completely trashed so it should be some more drunken fun. tonight doesn't count, becuase i can still kind of type ;) that means i am no truely close to being drunk :)
 

The_Inflictor

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I must admit that I graced #planetunreal in a semi drunken state last night :D

I challenged LK to a 1v1, but he was too scared to lose ;)
 

WAnk

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ASDFwako!!!!!

heOLSOS!!! I OWNSD sorory i left my caps longsk on , iwas tykpng in all caps!!! oh no
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holy ****, i don't know what i soing on, skum and the other dudes in lanst unreal rulz0rs!!! w00t w000t hui jsa;dl:D:D :D:::D:D hi to sLSOL<>!!>>j
 

WAnk

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wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

HIT!!! i am drinkt to find the keyuboard but i am not doing so well, oh wll ,i iwil dtrry to do god. i i am oing to install win98 toimorrow so i cam play IT again, so i can play you gust, because it is vufuf, i don't kno what is really goihg on, but i it s all bood !! w00t0t 0oajds!!!!!!
 

WAnk

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HIIIIIIIIII DRUNKKD FRAGGRES!!!!!!! I AM BACK WTH A BENGANCE!!!!!! (YES THAT IS HWO i meant the word, i am ben, and i am bakc with a vengacne :D) anyways, fosrry about the caps, i got a liettel out of congrol i guess. oh well, haappy drunkeness to all of you!!!!!!!! drunk fraggers threand owns z yoo all!!!!!!!! drunkenens is goooooooooooood!!!!!!!! w0000000000000t!!!!!!! yeayaaah for drunk fraggers :D
 

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The world is full of drunks, and it's cool to be one of them.
Well this is my story.
Once upon a time the sun smiled down upon me and I was blessed with a good job, great car, nice house, and wonderfull girlfriend. But, life turned it's ugly black face to me and I fell upon black days.
My job turned sh_tty, my car was repoed, I had to move, and that girl was really a psycho-slut from hell.
So I thought what is one to do?
I can cry and feel sorry for myself OR, I can consume insane amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day and night and continually play UT and gib the hell out of everyone, including myself, woops.

There is no better stress reliever than a jug of alcohol and a fully loaded flak cannon, except maybe a redeemer.

So if you see some fool stumblin down your DM hallways it's me on a mission to gib you, but if I,m stumblin alot don't worry, I'll probably frag myself.

Drink on brothers!!! SOUNDCLIP (insert belch here)
(vomit optional)
 

WAnk

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the wroold is full df ddrunk iand i am drunk!!! why must i be the mnost quated drunk in the histroy fo hte hilarity that is puf??? i don' ktnow ,but apparentyly i am funny. to post here, I AM DRUNKZRF)RS!!! bawayaya, i am a few letters off atain, but it is runny becaus it is ok :) i alreayd am praying for trolls cay evey thoug ti bam athiest bkut bOOOPY!!! we loveyou BOOPYU!!!! :( get beeteer soon, we lobe our troll and our trolll love s youl... :( booopy!! :( anyways troll, i lvoe boopy, ben thoutgy i have never met her. she is a she, and i don'lt know her ,b ut all my cats have been shse in my liefe..... gnithg all, good booyp

BOOPY I LOVE YOU GET BETTER!!!!! L*(
 

WAnk

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BOOOOOOPY!!!!!!!!!!

we love booopy!!!!!!!!!! i like boophy he is a badass.... we love booopy again :( yaya for booopy, drunken fraggers threasd is all about booptu tonight, no matter how drunk i am boopy wins, go boopy, get good my friend!!!!!!!
 

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The thread is only kind of broken, nothing is missing. For some reason the first post on old threads is like the third or fourth post. You can tell which post was originally the first post. Its the first one where WAnk is talking about wanting to finish the bottle of bad rum.

It happened a few upgrades ago. No biggie, its not that hard to read through and figure out what is going on.
 

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Cool postcount. Look at WAnk talking about Boopy the cat in there :D btw, if anyone cares, Boopy's fine now :)

This post makes me wanna drink. Well, I got hockey tomorrow night, so I'll make sure I load the fridge with beer and see ya then :)
 
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