What torture are you?

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LordKhaine

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My prefered method seems to be...

Sawn in Two - Hung upside down, your victims are slowly sawn in half, starting at the part of their legs. Because of the concentration of blood rushing to their head, they are conscious until you get about to the mid-abdomen most of the time. Of course, there are other methods, such as sawing off each limb. Yeowch. You're a gradual-torture person, someone gets on your bad side, you make them sorry for it, one day at a time.
 

Lyndsay #2337

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Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better. :)
 

Bootsbaby

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The water wheel - Victims were tied to you, then you were rotated slowly over some body of water. They either confessed, or drowned. Pretty tame, actually... you're fairly forgiving once people can admit they were wrong.


apparantly i'm not as evil as some.. /me looks at LK :D
 

AriTheDog

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gross roger!

[that was my third :D]

burned at the stake: Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little. :)
 

.altan

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OMG I have the most disgusting so far:
You're inserted into various bodily orifaces, and cranked open slowly, stretching and tearing delicate internal tissues. You were a choice punishment for homosexuals and female witches. Also painful to contemplate. You're probably one of those powder-keg people, just need a spark at the right time to go off
I'm like a killer dildo or something? :D :p
 

The_Inflictor

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Red hot iron:

Part of a trial. A person held you until their hand was blistered, if in a certain ammount of time their wounds were infected, they were guilty. Pretty middle-of-the-road there, at least you're not ready to kill anyone who crosses you.


A little wussy really :hmm:
 

Camel

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The Rack - Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.
 

Sam_The_Man

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Bed of Spikes

A person was tied to you, then weighted down onto the impaling spikes or beaten with sticks. Yeesh. Go overboard much when you're upset?

I'm still trying to work out whether or not this is weirder than the 'which Radiohead album are you?' quiz. :)
 

Deathmaker

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The Cross:

People were hung in various positions from you, sometimes with weights, stretching and dislocating limbs. Sometimes they were left to starve or succumb to the elements. All in all, you're a pretty forgiving person, provided they don't -really- get you angry.
 

the~oreca

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1. The Stake
Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little.

2. The Ripper
Red-hot, you're a pincer used to rip the breasts off unwed mothers as punishment. Ow. Someone gets you mad enough, they'd better run faster than you.

3.Red Hot Iron
Part of a trial. A person held you until their hand was blistered, if in a certain ammount of time their wounds were infected, they were guilty.

I do get pissed easily so I can really quote this part...
Someone gets you mad enough, they'd better run faster than you.
 

Selerox

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BWAHAHAHAHA!

Iron Bed

You're basically a giant skillet. You're slowly heated with a person strapped to you, and they're slowly fried alive. In other words, you take a while to get going, gradually getting madder until you're ready to hurt someone.

:D
 

The Dopefish

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Victims were tied to you, then you were rotated slowly over some body of water. They either confessed, or drowned. Pretty tame, actually... you're fairly forgiving once people can admit they were wrong.
 
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The bed of spikes :D

A person was tied to you, then weighted down onto the impaling spikes or beaten with sticks. Yeesh. Go overboard much when you're upset?


The box (that is mean!!!)
2. A victim is shut up inside you, then dropped into some body of water. They drown, of course. A claustrophobic demise. If someone gets you mad, you just get away from them and forget it, though you quietly seethe for a while.

3.The wheel of spikes (ouch) :eek:

A victim is tied to you, and you roll them onto a bed of spikes, crushing and impaling them at the same time. Little bit of an overreactor, maybe?