Happy Vaginal Exodus Day Jacks:SmirkingRevenge

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Lizard Of Oz

Demented Avenger
Oct 25, 1998
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In a cave & grooving with a Pict
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You stinkn' pinkocommiemoasitliberalelitesocialistnazi...

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Balton

The Beast of Worship
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I wanted to make a fight club reference ala 'I am Jack's whatever...' but then I lighted one up and all I got together was: happy birthday dude.
 

Jacks:Revenge

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Jun 18, 2006
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somewhere; sometime?
thanks guys (and gal)!
it was a great weekend.

we spent part of the night at Lumiere casino hoping to cash in on the fact that my birthday was 10 10 10 this year. maybe it would bring us luck or something. that didn't really work out... so we spent the rest of the time at the restaurants and clubs before finishing the night at Drunken Fish bar.
I'd send you a bud of chrons, but I'd probably get busted by the feds :(
nah.

all you gotta' do is double-bag the weed, stuff it into the bottom of a large bag of coffee beans, and then ship it anonymously from a PO box to my address but under a false name like John Smith. when I receive it, I let it sit in my garage for a couple days. if the Feds come knocking, I have the excuse of saying "it's not mine" because the address is wrong (since the name doesn't match) and there's no way they can trace it back to you.

and thus you have the successful insterstate shipping of drugs by the US post office.
try it sometime. it works.
 

kiff

That guy from Texas. Give me some Cash
Jan 19, 2008
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nah.

all you gotta' do is double-bag the weed, stuff it into the bottom of a large bag of coffee beans, and then ship it anonymously from a PO box to my address but under a false name like John Smith. when I receive it, I let it sit in my garage for a couple days. if the Feds come knocking, I have the excuse of saying "it's not mine" because the address is wrong (since the name doesn't match) and there's no way they can trace it back to you.
:lol: I'll pass