Why did the nali cross the road?

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Now why did the nali cross the road?

  • A scare was chasing him...

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • There's a nalicowburger tent across the road.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Nali like to cross streets.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Even the nali don't know why.

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • Ethels' lounge is on the other side.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because there are no bridges.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He wants to escape a reacharound orgy.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He might have a more interesting view on the other side.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • He needs some herbs, to get "high" and reach "the sunspire"...

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • What is the meaning of life? -> Other answers...

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .
NeoNite

NeoNite

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Wait, wait I'm adding a poll.
This is an interesting question. Discuss.
Why did the nali cross the road?

You can choose one of the above options, or come up with a justified reason yourself.
 
NeoNite

NeoNite

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Sheesh, after all that troubling crossing that dangerous road.. filled with angry scare driving their monstertrucks trying to run over as many nali as possible...

=I that's life for you, nali.
 
Da Spadger

Da Spadger

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I got a better one.

How many nalis do you need to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but you'll have to convince him it's not dangerous.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all weekend! :D
 
NeoNite

NeoNite

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You're mistaken, it takes more than one nali to change a lightbulb.

1 nali to climb the ladder
3 nali to hold the ladder and watch their bladder.
5 nali to keep an eye on the 3 nali holding the ladder.
7 nali picking their nose and chanting "habouji"
11 nali humping innocent nalicows.
1 nali holding a tnt stick and waiting by the door.

2 nali hiding the lightbulb, somewhere in one of the darkest sheds of skytown.

2 nali on dm-peak, having a...
 
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Ghost3021

Ghost3021

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Nov 21, 2004
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Behind you.
Because the idiot newb mapper put him there to be run over by vEHiCLEZ!!! :O


Da Spadger said:
I don't get it.

On the other hand, I don't think i want to get it either.
Click to expand...

... what Hellscrag said. ;)
 
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