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Why does skin peel?
Bush finds it unattractive.

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Otherwise the dead layers of skin would build up over the course of our lives and we would all look like the FATBOY mod. Also, with all that dead skin on us, we would stink worse than... (whose turn is it to get picked on today? Ummmmm, oh yeah.) We would all stink worse than Morety. :) =P

If you think that is gross, think about the fact that most of the dust in your house is actually dead skin. Ewwwwwww.

Try some moisturizer Bush. ;)

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Dont be afraid to break out the ole cheese grater to remove the dead layer before moisturizing.
 
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I've never peeled my skin. Are you using one of those little metal things like my Mom used to use to peel apple skins?

Why are you peeling your skin anyway? Sounds rather painful.

Stink worse than me? Boom, are you referring to the fact that my wife won't buy me white underwear any more?

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I was sitting at a stop light when in the car next to me I saw this woman pealing off this Huge piece of dead skin and then she ATE it ! Ok she didn't eat it but it was still grose.

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AS someone with pasty white skin who used to peel a lot whe I was a kid. The largest peel of skin removed from my body is about 3/4 the size of my back. It was huge!

Cool! Don't be grossed out - what if we never removed the dead stuff? I'd look like an alligator right now.

BTW I avoid the sun now. No more peeling.
 
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Morety,

Actually I was referring to your habit of fermenting cheese under your arms.

Mmmmmmmm, armpit cheese.


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Bush, you sure that wasn't one of your secret fantasies...eeewwww... :)

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BTW I'm in the sun all the time and never peel. And if I did peel I most certainly would not wadd up the peeled skin put it into a jar let it sit in the sun some more and eat it when it was crispy! (with salsa)
The raisin.

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Actually, it's not exactly cheese that's fermenting under there.

It started out as a buildup of deoderant. I used too much because I wouldn't shower. No shower, more deoderant, more deoderant, less need to shower...and so on.

I then took up on bounca's "underarm mousse" suggestion I'd read about in another one of your zany posts.

Couple all that together with some nice hot sunny days, and well, you get the picture.

I sell it off as cheese, and make a fairly decent buck off the stuff due to the fact you can get a good buzz off it for half the price of cheap drugs.

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I don't go outside very often(even a white web page is too bright for me), but when I do, I can stay out for a long time and never peel. I've got good skin, even for being a pasty white Northwest boy =P

I get hangnails all the time...it's so friggin annoying!


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Well of course Kuku! I mean, who ever heard of a Nali peeling? Nalis have famously good skin.

And Morety, my favorite thing about your pitcheesesubstance (what do you call that stuff anyway, Moreycheese?) is the way it spreads on toast.

Its a good part of a complete breakfast. ;)

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Hey Morety, add some ginsing to that concoction and you'd have one kick a$$ aphrodisiac.
 
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