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Morety

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Bwahahahahahahahaha

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The Dopefish

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Hehe...

/me notes the *Rooster* in the corner

Wonder if there is a connection there... ;)

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I doubt viagra will work for boom morety...

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Morety, you da one!!!

/me is drinking water and sucking on a lemon right now. ;)

Now maybe I can poop too much. :)

And Ruff, I tried viagra, but it just made me taller, cause I'm such a dork.

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Ruffrider

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:) *cough*Spam*cough*

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Morety, you are the best!!!

Not only can I poop on command now, but my poop all has this wonderfully lemon fresh scent.

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Morety

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Boom, I'd like nothing more than to smell the lemony fresh scent of your poop. :) Butt, if you drink too much, we may have to start calling you Bum.

The Rooster thing there says "first thing on arising". I think that means that as soon as your cock arises, you poop.

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WAnk

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BWAHAHAHAH!!!!! hahaha, that rocks!!! i am curious now, with all of your excitement of finally using toiletpapaer and stuff, do i really poop too much, or do you just POOP TOO LITTLE!!!!!

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