What do you use when you get a corn?
Tapioca pudding with figg bars is tasty, butt my foot still hurts
Tapioca pudding with figg bars is tasty, butt my foot still hurts
babiyaga
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AG3 mods: http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76475&highlight=artificial+girl
Can she get you a beer, pizza or a BJ?
You should get out more.
I'll give you a pickup line for chicks.
When you see a very hot chick tell her this..
"Hi my name is ______, would you like to have sex?"
Trust me. It works 2 out of 5 times
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shadow_dragon
is ironing his panties!
You seriously don't know what a BJ is?
You should ask all the (non-related) girls you know to show youw you.
It's almost BJ Wednesday too!
I've known girls with the nickname too... It didn't work out too well for them when they left the country and went to the city.
You should ask all the (non-related) girls you know to show youw you.
It's almost BJ Wednesday too!
I've known girls with the nickname too... It didn't work out too well for them when they left the country and went to the city.
Festering Anus
Cheeto Hans
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I do it at the same time.
Saying something that they never hear.
Gives me the opportunity to slip in me fingers
Edit: I hope those things above me don't fall off and smash my post.
Saying something that they never hear.
Gives me the opportunity to slip in me fingers
Edit: I hope those things above me don't fall off and smash my post.
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