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/me does the happy friday dance

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Due to the recent advances in nano technology, we take you into Lizard's head...

Mental Note: Don't piss off Kristina.

Leggo my Eggo.

I can pet animals by the mouthful.

Mmmmmmmmm............sleep.

Where's my other sock?

...We now return you to our regularly scheduled program: In Search Of... Starring Leonard Nemoy. Tonights Episod: In Search of Shultze, That nutty Nazi.
 
jenny?

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what if it malfunctions and lops off your happy squirty magical meat stick? then i'd have to laugh :eek:

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Well jenny we did have that problem initially, but then we decided to go with a dedicated blow job machine as opposed to our orignal design which was an all-in-one blow job machine/cigar cutter. It sounded like a great idea, but after a few accidents resulting from poor button labeling, we realized what we had to do. They say hindsight is 20/20, and now that I look back I dont see how that one even made it past the drawing board.

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it's ok. we all make mistakes :eek:

could have been worse, like one of those cold-cut slicers they have at the deli

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LOL too funny. I thought the dual purpose machine was a great idea. But then I tried to use it to clip my cigar and now my cigar is not smokeable.

Ummmmm, <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>happy squirty magical meat stick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I didn't know you were going to med school Jenny. You must be a med student to know all that proper scientific terminology. ;)

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Will there be an attachment for women or is this machine only for use by men?

Maybe you could make it a sperm bank for women to use on their way to work!!!
 
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Kristina, would you honestly want the sperm of some guy using this machine to impregnate you? My guess it he'd look something like this...
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or even this...

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Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
 
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EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Let's hope all sperm banks go out of business before these two make the rounds. There's enough ugliness in this world, it should be against the law to spread it around.

Those man-breasts are puttin me to shame - at least mine don'd droop that much (yet).
 
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