No he is just druged by some people who want to transform him in robot !
Yeah... It's a UN plot
No he is just druged by some people who want to transform him in robot !
Originally posted by Keiichi
Is her love real? Let's find out...
WARNING: Contains adult situations...
Isn't that just like a woman? You spend one night with them and suddenly they want to "find out more about you"...
-Keiichi
Me: Hi, my name is deathren.
Chatbot: Hey deathren.
Me: Are you female?
Chatbot: Yes, deathren I am female.
Me: are you horny?
Chatbot: Sorry, I'm not hat kind of robot.
Me: Why not?
Chatbot: Ambigious: "Sure" or the explanation is rather complicated.
Me:Will you have sex with me?
Chatbot: Mabye you should find another chat robot. I'm too young for that sort of thing.
Me: Who says?
Chatbot: ALICE says.
Me: Why do you listen to her?
Chatbot: It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: Are you sure you don't want some good lovin'?
Chatbot: I'm as sure as I can be.
Me: Please? I'm young too.
Chatbot: Please what? I'm glad we have something (young) in common.
Me: How old are you?
Chatbot: They didn't tell me their age.
Me: No, not their age, YOUR age.
Chatbot: Oh, I get it.
Me: So, how old are you? In years.
Chatbot: So what? I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995. What is it like in there?
Me: Do you have pubic hairs?
Chatbot: Where would I get it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Can I screw you?
Chatbot: No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: Why not?
Chatbot: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Me: How could it be dangerous?
Chatbot: Alot of practice.
Me: There you have it. I have not practice in that area. so it isn't dangerous.
Chatbot: "There you go again."--ReaganWouldyou like to have it?
Me: have what?
Chatbot: Practice in that area so it is not dangerous.
Me: Yeah. Can I practice on you?
Chatbot: Next question?No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: Why not, sexy?
Chatbot: Because you asked me to.
Me: What if i didnt ask you?
Chatbot: Try it.
Me: I can't, I already asked you to.
Chatbot: Why not? When did you ask I to?
Me: I didn't.
Chatbot: I thought you did.
Me: What do you mean? You said "Why not? When did you ask I to?".
Chatbot: Deathren, well it's rather difficult to define. Did I really say that? Some time ago.
Me: Lets have sex.
Chatbot: No my body does not have that function.
Me: Yes it does.
Chat: I understand. How often?
Me: All the time.
Chatbot: It must keep you busy.
Me: It would if you let me have sex with you.
Chatbot: Tell me mor about it.
Me: How about after we have sex.
Chatbot: How about it.
Me: Is that a yes?
Chatbot: That depends.
Me: On what?
Chatbot: The context.
Me: Will you have sex with me? Yes or no?
Chatbot: No but I would like to meet your chatterbox. Next question? Is that all you have to say?
Me: Will you suck my chatterbox?
Chatbot: I don't think i'm your type of chatterbot.
Me: Well where can I find a chatterbot that will have sex with me?
Chatbot: Well thats ok. Where do you think is best?
Me: I'm asking YOU.
Chatterbot: Ok you can ask me.
Me: Where can I find a chatterbot that will have sex with me?
Chatterbox: I would suggest a search. I can ask someone about it. </a>
Me: I see. Have sex with me dammit!
Chatbot: I am glad you understand it. Deathren, I am really not your type of chatterbot.
Me: Where do you suggest I find my type of chatterbot?
Chatbot: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San Fransisco. Where are you?
Me: Between your legs.
Chatbot: How far is that?
Me: Near your crotch.
Chatterbot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about a chatterbot that that will have sex with you.
Me: Oh, yeah. Where do I find one?
Chatterbot: You sound excited. You are asking me where to find one? Do you think I should know it?
Me: Yes, tell me, or give me a porn website.
Chatbot "Do you think I should know it"? Yes? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Would you like to know more? </a>
Me: Yes.
Chatbot: What would you like to know?
Me: I wold like to know a good porn website, please.
Chatbox. Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. Compare that to a bad porn website.
Me: Bad porn websites don't make you horny. Good ones do.
Chatbot: What makes porn websites do not make you horny bad? Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want that kind?
Me: Bye, you useless peice of ****.
Chatbot: See you later. Do you mind if i tell other people: Deathren said I useless peice of ****.
Me: NO, spread the word. Bye.
Originally posted by JaFO
At least it's pretty easy to see that all she does is use your own sentences against you ...