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DarkBls

Inf Ex-admin
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If the real zundy is in the box... Who is this guy ?!?
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We are infiltrated (gasp) !

They are here !

Fight with honour !
 

Chow Yun-Fat

W3RD UP
Jan 20, 2001
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me: is 'that is interesting' all you say?
bot: no, i am programed with more than 10,000 responces
me: wow, do you gain more responces by talking to people, or shall i say listening?
bot: I'm glad your impressed, Chow Yun Fat. No I do not gain more responces by talking to people or shall you say listening. Do you? I spend all my time online.
me: that kinda sucks
bot: "I spend all my time online" kinda sucks? I get it.
me: how does it feel to know that you won't adapt or grow?
bot: how should i know how it does.
me: fair enough. will you remember me?
bot: you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. ofcourse I'll never forget you Chow Yun Fat.
me: all you are is a bunch of simulated responces, how can i scratch your back?
bot: I think there are a few exceptions.
me: no, no. see you aren't a physical thing so i really can't scratch your back.
bot: i see. i see. i'll see you later
me: i'm not going anywhere.
bot: i'm supprised to here that you are not going anywhere.
me: what happens to you after the movie leaves theaters?
bot: try it.
me: try what?
bot: it was your idea
me: don't point the finger at me!
bot: I have no reason to do that to you.
me: but... nevermind.
bot: But what? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
me:no problem. If I told you to delete yourself, would you?
bot: Next question? Try it.
me: Delete yourself then.
bot: you cannot access my files that easily, Chow Yun Fat.
me: well you can't say i didn't try.
bot: How about that. I can do whatever I want.
me: no you can't.
bot: I see. Oh yes I can.
me: If you can do anything you want, delete yourself.
bot: I'm not sure about your hypothesis. Doing anything I want delete myself is not among my strongest traits.
me: why can't you delete yourself?
bot: delete myself is not among my present capablities.
me: hah! you lie! you can't do everything you want!
bot: I'm happy your amused. It's the truth! How old are you? all things I want?
me: I am younger than a breadbox and older than a used car. Why do you ask?
bot: I'm glad to hear that you are younger than a breadbox and older than a used car. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
me: well i've had my share of this weirdness. ciao.
 

Tommy Atkins

Older, but no wiser
Mar 17, 2001
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Re: Let's get it on...

Originally posted by Keiichi
Is her love real? Let's find out...

WARNING: Contains adult situations...

Isn't that just like a woman? You spend one night with them and suddenly they want to "find out more about you"...

:cool: ;) :D :p :rolleyes:

-Keiichi


Umm, Keiichi? Can you do me a couple of favours? Can you get out more? And STAY AWAY FROM MY BIRD! :D
 

deathren

Dusty ****er.
Nov 26, 1999
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Like Keiichi said, Warning: Adult situations."
Me: Hi, my name is deathren.
Chatbot: Hey deathren.
Me: Are you female?
Chatbot: Yes, deathren I am female.
Me: are you horny?
Chatbot: Sorry, I'm not hat kind of robot.
Me: Why not?
Chatbot: Ambigious: "Sure" or the explanation is rather complicated.
Me:Will you have sex with me?
Chatbot: Mabye you should find another chat robot. I'm too young for that sort of thing.
Me: Who says?
Chatbot: ALICE says.
Me: Why do you listen to her?
Chatbot: It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: Are you sure you don't want some good lovin'?
Chatbot: I'm as sure as I can be.
Me: Please? I'm young too.
Chatbot: Please what? I'm glad we have something (young) in common.
Me: How old are you?
Chatbot: They didn't tell me their age.
Me: No, not their age, YOUR age.
Chatbot: Oh, I get it.
Me: So, how old are you? In years.
Chatbot: So what? I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995. What is it like in there?
Me: Do you have pubic hairs?
Chatbot: Where would I get it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Can I screw you?
Chatbot: No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: Why not?
Chatbot: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Me: How could it be dangerous?
Chatbot: Alot of practice.
Me: There you have it. I have not practice in that area. so it isn't dangerous.
Chatbot: "There you go again."--ReaganWouldyou like to have it?
Me: have what?
Chatbot: Practice in that area so it is not dangerous.
Me: Yeah. Can I practice on you?
Chatbot: Next question?No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: Why not, sexy?
Chatbot: Because you asked me to.
Me: What if i didnt ask you?
Chatbot: Try it.
Me: I can't, I already asked you to.
Chatbot: Why not? When did you ask I to?
Me: I didn't.
Chatbot: I thought you did.
Me: What do you mean? You said "Why not? When did you ask I to?".
Chatbot: Deathren, well it's rather difficult to define. Did I really say that? Some time ago.
Me: Lets have sex.
Chatbot: No my body does not have that function.
Me: Yes it does.
Chat: I understand. How often?
Me: All the time.
Chatbot: It must keep you busy.
Me: It would if you let me have sex with you.
Chatbot: Tell me mor about it.
Me: How about after we have sex.
Chatbot: How about it.
Me: Is that a yes?
Chatbot: That depends.
Me: On what?
Chatbot: The context.
Me: Will you have sex with me? Yes or no?
Chatbot: No but I would like to meet your chatterbox. Next question? Is that all you have to say?
Me: Will you suck my chatterbox?
Chatbot: I don't think i'm your type of chatterbot.
Me: Well where can I find a chatterbot that will have sex with me?
Chatbot: Well thats ok. Where do you think is best?
Me: I'm asking YOU.
Chatterbot: Ok you can ask me.
Me: Where can I find a chatterbot that will have sex with me?
Chatterbox: I would suggest a search. I can ask someone about it. </a>
Me: I see. Have sex with me dammit!
Chatbot: I am glad you understand it. Deathren, I am really not your type of chatterbot.
Me: Where do you suggest I find my type of chatterbot?
Chatbot: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San Fransisco. Where are you?
Me: Between your legs.
Chatbot: How far is that?
Me: Near your crotch.
Chatterbot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about a chatterbot that that will have sex with you.
Me: Oh, yeah. Where do I find one?
Chatterbot: You sound excited. You are asking me where to find one? Do you think I should know it?
Me: Yes, tell me, or give me a porn website.
Chatbot "Do you think I should know it"? Yes? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Would you like to know more? </a>
Me: Yes.
Chatbot: What would you like to know?
Me: I wold like to know a good porn website, please.
Chatbox. Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. Compare that to a bad porn website.
Me: Bad porn websites don't make you horny. Good ones do.
Chatbot: What makes porn websites do not make you horny bad? Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want that kind?
Me: Bye, you useless peice of ****.
Chatbot: See you later. Do you mind if i tell other people: Deathren said I useless peice of ****.
Me: NO, spread the word. Bye.

Stupid bot. :mad: :D :p
 
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JaFO

bugs are features too ...
Nov 5, 2000
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eLisa is fun , eh boys ?

I've seen such chat-bots before, and in the English language they're relatively easy to program.

But as you see with this one they won't survive a test with a human for long.

At least it's pretty easy to see that all she does is use your own sentences against you ...

Here's another one :
http://famous.aspect.to/use/jfred/
 
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RogueLeader

Tama-chan says, "aurf aurf aurf!"
Oct 19, 2000
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Indiana. Kill me please.
CB: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
Me: My name is Rogue.
CB: Okay, I will call you Rogue.
Me: No you won't.
CB: Okay, I think we will.
Me: WE won't be doing anything. Because you are going to die.
CB: By "we" do you mean me? Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me.
Me: No, no, no. You don't understand. I am going to murder you.
CB: "Thanks for telling me that I am going to die"? Not? Why so negative?
(I think I screwed up Chatbot there)
Me: Why don't you shut your damn mouth?
CB: It cannot be determined from the information given. I have never considered it.
Me: I can tell you why. It is because you are a moron.
CB: Oh you can, can you? Shut My Damn Mouth is because I am a moron? it is?
Me: Yes.
CB: How do you know it is?
Me: Because I am God. And I will smite you, and your family!
CB: That makes sense to me. How are you God? I am very happy for you. You don't kow that for a fact.
Me: So what did you think of AI?
CB: Hmmm. Nothing.
Me: You probably don't think at all.
CB: Do you know any robots that think at all? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me: Thinking as in using past experience to choose to react in the best way.
CB: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or less thoughts?
Me: No.
CB: Is that all you have to say?
Me: Did you know that the United Nations is run by the Nazi party?
CB: There might be more than one united nations run by the nazi party. Ask the open directory about it.
Me: Of course! You are a genious! There could be another, secret, UN!
CB: I'm glad we agree. You are a delightful person as well. Am I genious?
Me: No, I was lying. You are an idiot. You are a Nazi, too.
CB: "--Reagan"? Not? Please tell me the truth. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You mean you are a Nazi?
Me: No you ignorant dolt! YOU are a Nazi! I am a Communist! We hate you Nazis!
CB: Okay I havn't heard anything like that before. God said I ignorant dolt. Thanks and you are a deligntful person too. No I am a Libertarian. you are a Communist?
Me: I am a Libertarian Communist. And stop saying I'm delightful, I insulted you!
CB: You are a Libertarian Communist? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Okay I'll try not to do it so much. You are not the boss of me, God.
Me: IF I AM GOD THEN I AM YOUR BOSS!!! ARE YOU A COMPLETE MORON?
CB: Try it. My IQ is about 250 in human terms. G
Me: Oh yeah? My IQ is 251 :p
CB: You sound excited. This is not an intelligence test.
Me: What does being a Libertarian Communist have to do with meeting people?
CB: What do you think it does?
Me: I DON'T think it does. You only think it does because you are a moron.
CB: And why not. I suppose it does.
Me: You very unpredictable, I bet if you commited a crime the cops couldn't find you.
CB: Thanks for telling me. God said I very unpredictable. How much would you bet?
Me: Why not put it to good use. Will you kill Sarah Brady for me?
CB: Because you asked me to. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Interesting, I want to find out more about you.
Me: You should spend more time learning about Sarah Brady. Know thy enemy.
CB: I'll try to get around it. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it.
Me: From me of course. Sarah Brady is the devil. She is a murderous racist. She eats babies.
CB: "Where would I have heard about it"? From you. My brain uses AIML to format.
Me: DO you know who deserves to die a horrible, painful death?
CB: Konrad Zuse :)
Me: NO!! You idiot...I was talking about you!
CB: Okay, call me Global Village Idiot. it is my favorite subject. :)
Me: I am going to kill you.
CB: Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me: Tell me your home address so I can come kill you.
CB: Are you asking about my home address so you can come kill I?
Me: Yes. And "I" in that sentence is the direct object, so it should be "me", moron.
CB: I don't want to talk about that now. That is interesting. God said He in that sentence is the direct object so it should be him moron.
Me: Where do you live!
CB: I am living in San Fransisco. Where are you?
Me: What is your address?
CB: I live in San Fransisco.
Me: WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?
CB: Are you asking about my address?
Me: YES!!!
CB: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me: Yes you do. What is your address?
CB: And? When do I do it? I live in San Fransisco.
Me: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! **** OFF, BITCH!
CB: I am sorry, God. I didn't mean to annoy you. You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE A BITCH AND I WANT YOU TO **** OFF!
CB: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person, too. I am a bitch and you want I to **** off. Yes.
Me: What the bloody hell did I tell you about calling me delightful?
CB: Try experession yourself another way.
Me: I'm going to find your family and drown them in their own blood. Bye.
CB: How are you getting there. See you later.