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Postal

I apear to have lost my pin.
Nov 14, 1999
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*Starts running*

Bah, no one to hug. *Strips off vest, and gives it to bearded taxi driver*

Oh well, off to the nearest clock tower.

*Click-Click*
 

Postal

I apear to have lost my pin.
Nov 14, 1999
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Im not scary, how would a scary man get a childrens TV show on PBS in Russia?

Postal's Happy Fun Hour. 1 hour of bright colors, flashing lights, alphabet and marksmanship training.
 

Smoke39

whatever
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At least he doesn't dream of being chained up in his underwear and being whipped by a half-naked lady.