I'm Plotting.

dotnetbeast · Aug 31, 2011

So today at work, I was brought into my bosses office. I'm guessing my sales are not good.

Apparently I cheated a customer out of $50 on a printer. A ****ing printer.
My boss is talking about this isn't the first time that I have done this. He thinks that I break company policy ALL the time so that the numbers (specifically my numbers) look good.

I just remained silent, got up, clocked out, and left.

I got some options though. Two weeks notice. Electrical fire.
Some others.

You all got some ideas?

Mozi · Aug 31, 2011

My idea is that this thread needs more boobs...

Jackal · Aug 31, 2011

Steal shit, but don't get caught. Hide it. I will buy it from you.

Skold · Aug 31, 2011

If you're in sales you can all your clients and convince them to not buy from you again. Then get your co-workers' contact lists.

SkaarjMaster · Aug 31, 2011

Just continue like nothing happened until he gets sick of you and fires you.............then torch his house.

Vaskadar · Aug 31, 2011

Better yet, make it a race issue if he gets on your case. Discrimination in the workplace is serious shit, and from what you're saying, it sounds like a personal issue instead of a professional issue. I'm being completely serious: shitty bosses will step away from landmines like that if they're afraid of the persecutions.

Staward · Aug 31, 2011

Kill your boss, leave no clues and your action untraceable.
Proclame yourself the boss.
???
Profit.

dotnetbeast · Aug 31, 2011

Vaskadar said:
Better yet, make it a race issue if he gets on your case. Discrimination in the workplace is serious shit, and from what you're saying, it sounds like a personal issue instead of a professional issue. I'm being completely serious: shitty bosses will step away from landmines like that if they're afraid of the persecutions.

That won't work unfortunately. Same skin color here.

[GU]elmur_fud · Aug 31, 2011

Vaskadar said:
Better yet, make it a race issue if he gets on your case. Discrimination in the workplace is serious shit, and from what you're saying, it sounds like a personal issue instead of a professional issue. I'm being completely serious: shitty bosses will step away from landmines like that if they're afraid of the persecutions.

Sadly this works extremely well all to often. However most places have policies in place were if you leave in the middle of a shift without clearing it through the proper channels they consider it that you have quit. You may be SOL already.

I would recommend going over his head (If possible) apologize for the singular incident, make no mention of any others, if whomever you have to talk to mention that there are others tell them you had no knowledge of even this 1 till it was brought to your attention. If your numbers are good ask to file a harassment suit as your boss may be afraid of you getting a promotion and have concocted all of this. If they aren't good vow to improve your performance and then do so (or do your best to do so).

d3tox · Aug 31, 2011

Hit on him until they fire you for sexual harassment.

KaL976 · Aug 31, 2011

dotnetbeast said:
So today at work, I was brought into my bosses office. I'm guessing my sales are not good.

Apparently I cheated a customer out of $50 on a printer. A ****ing printer.
My boss is talking about this isn't the first time that I have done this. He thinks that I break company policy ALL the time so that the numbers (specifically my numbers) look good.

I just remained silent, got up, clocked out, and left.

I got some options though. Two weeks notice. Electrical fire.
Some others.

You all got some ideas?

Is it because you is black?

DeathBooger · Aug 31, 2011

I'm pretty sure a simple button does the same job you do on newegg.com and amazon.com. Honestly, you're working a retard's job. See this as an opportunity. Go make something of yourself. Stop letting retards with seniority get the better of you.

dotnetbeast · Aug 31, 2011

DeathBooger said:
I'm pretty sure a simple button does the same job you do on newegg.com and amazon.com. Honestly, you're working a retard's job. See this as an opportunity. Go make something of yourself. Stop letting retards with seniority get the better of you.

The funny thing is....where I work has a certain "button"

Plumb_Drumb · Aug 31, 2011

are you a hooker?

[m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5MtAmT24g&feature=related[/m]

dotnetbeast · Aug 31, 2011

They make more than I do.

NRG · Aug 31, 2011

Vaskadar said:
Better yet, make it a race issue if he gets on your case. Discrimination in the workplace is serious shit, and from what you're saying, it sounds like a personal issue instead of a professional issue. I'm being completely serious: shitty bosses will step away from landmines like that if they're afraid of the persecutions.

Which is why people should be pretty damn sure of racial discrimination before playing the race card. This isn't directed at you dotnet, but I can't help but feel like people sometimes abuse this because of how easy it is to do.

I'm not saying it sounds like it's out of the question in this situation either though.

Plumb_Drumb · Sep 1, 2011

I'm not saying you sound like a pussy.

Big-Al · Sep 1, 2011

take your employer to court?

Lruce Bee · Sep 1, 2011

You calling your boss a liar dotnetbeast?

BillyBadAss · Sep 1, 2011

Video tape yourself fucking his daughter while getting her to say your dick is the best dick. Then follow his kid to school and beat the shit out of him. Then ask him if it was worth it. It's time to get niggerish on this muthafucka.:niggerish: <--- we need one of these.

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