Wedding pics. (big pics, HPBs beware!)

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Gentlemen, when you want to send the very best to your ladies, we'd like to recomend a dozen freshly picked Goshens.

Nothing tells her that you love her like giving her red head 12 times over!

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You realize of course, that as I type this, Goshen is quietly thanking god that he didn't invite me to his wedding.
 
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If this keeps up, I'm gonna pass up Little Orphan Annie as America's favorite redhead. ;)

SC and Alien8, you guys rock! Call the life squad, I'm dying over here!

Remeber, the more embarrasing it is, the harder people laugh.
 
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Hey kids! Look what's coming to a store near you!
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YES! It's PuF Pez!

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Collect from popular PuF characters as Goshen-Pez!

Act now and we'll include absolutely free a limited edition Yellow5-Pez!

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Man oh man, this thread rocks my nuts! Every time I open it and see a new pick I'm LOL! People around my office may already know it, but now I'm confirming I'm in here f'n around. This is too funny. Great stuff.

I want MORE!!!!!
 
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In a surprise move, Blueman Group, popular performance artists and Intel processor commercial stars, have decided to open their group to a wider, more diverse cast.

"We felt it was time to give a chance to our less fortunetely colored friends, starting with Redmen."

Here, in a rare live shot, we see the first of the hopefuls trying out in an open call audition.

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The thread that never died . . .
 
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Well, now that Goshen has traded his wife to CHRYSt for a Slurpee, we here at PUF OffTopic Central felt all those old wedding pics would do nothing but upset the old boy.

Therefore, we went back and redid them so that the new happy couple wouldn't have any painful reminders of Goshen's 1st wife.

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LOL, I passed this thread numerous times (I'm to manly for wedding pictures) not even knowing the good stuff it contained. Funny stuff. *L*
 
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From the

Straight from Troma Picture's Luxurious Ohio Backlot Studios, it's the latest in film comedy.

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You'll laugh!

You'll cry!

Well, mostly you'll cry!

You'll never order cable again!

The Cable Guy
 
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LMAO, I'm going to recommend this thread to all my friends who keep talking about red heads:D MAybe then they'll stop talking.
 
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In a surprise clan recruitment drive, MUTTS has signed on a mystery player out of southern Ohio.

Representatives for the clan refuse to release the name of their newest member, but a recent name change to GUTTS and a new logo may provide us clues:

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