IRC quotes

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Here's a couple recent ones...

Dank_Budz: DAMN IT 04 I WANT INCEST !

Dank_Budz: i did Roger wilco last night
Dank_Budz: he had a loose ass

DENSRAW: i think bunny vaginas are much more inviting

DENSRAW: my penis fits in the hole of a cd

OwlofDoom: i am beating off to gei kiddie beastiality.
OwlofDoom: this vid is called "Waterfall_of_the_8yr_old_boy_onto_dominatrix_pig.mpg". its great.
OwlofDoom: a 10 yr old ****ing a goat has never been so tintillatingly sexy, guys.

Act: I masturbate to goa<I></I>tse.cx

Zero_fouR: dildo shaped like a 1964 Cevrolet Corvette?
Balli lol I'd use that shi<I></I>t

Owl: why cant my penis be a little bit straighter and a little bit longer?

OwlofDoom: im barry manilow, guys, i just thought id tell you that.
 

jaeg

PopeyeTurbo
Oct 18, 2000
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So far I have read approximately 0 funny quotes and about 4 trillion from kids talking about:

- their ass
- someone else's ass
- their d<B></B>ick in something (preferably someone's ass)

Nope, no gay here!
 

Dank

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Genesis 1:12
Oh silly, silly jaeg, I'm sorry I forgot you....

jaeg: I was arrested for soliciting sex from a Volkswagen

jaeg: In prison I was passed around more times than a bad case of herpes at a hippy village!
 

jaeg

PopeyeTurbo
Oct 18, 2000
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Those aren't even my quotes. :con:

Those were made by that guy "BadMojo" when he stole my name and kept kicking me. By doing that he got an entire channel disbanded from the server!
 

OICW

Reason & Logic > Religion
Owlofdoom- Why do people have a fascination with raping and killing me?
OICW- because of your candy ass

BadMojo (may have already been posted)- I gave oral sex to a goat once
BadMojo- it kicked me in the head
BadMojo- now I think I have brain damage.