Toilet paper debate: Wad vs Fold

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Wad vs Fold

  • Wad

    Votes: 14 43.8%
  • Fold

    Votes: 18 56.3%

  • Total voters
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{Ghetto_Ghepetto}

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I fold. I find it smooooooooother and a less chance of tearage for those splashy situations. What do you guys think?
 

Bushwack

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i think your far too bored Ghep, LMFAO

I wipe with freshly caught white fluffy bunnies, then discard them, or rather unleash thier skidmarked terror into the wildernesses :D
 

5eleven

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First off, I ain't usin no ears from no animal to wipe mah anus. It just ain't rite havin' them bucky teeth that close to mah jew-els.

Secondly, I just use my luckeh rabbit's foot, fo 'mergencies, always handeh, if you git mah drift.
 

{Ghetto_Ghepetto}

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:lol:!!!!!!!!! hhhhahahaha..

But seriously though, I'm interested to see what you guys have to say. (other than beastiality and bunny wiping and such.)
 

Bushwack

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ok lemme get this straight, you ARE shoving the FOOT of a small furry creature up your butt?

Knowing this forum you should be asking if they even WIPE instead of HOW they wipe Ghep :p At least me and 5el are 'inventive' :D
 
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5eleven

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(deliverance music in background)

uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin?

But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe?

:Poop:

Okay, well, in the interests of **ahem** enlightened debate in the off topic forum:

I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff.
 
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{Ghetto_Ghepetto}

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Shal I rephrase my question?

How do you wipe with TOILET PAPER? Do you wad/crinkle up the TP or do you fold the TP neatly to wipe YOUR ANUS/VAGINAL AREA?
 

Bushwack

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5eleven DEFINITELY wipes his vaginal area.......a LOT!


<technically thats called MASTERBATION>


^referring to his mastery of this technique
 
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5eleven

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And you'd think a guy that waxes the carrot as much as Bushie, would at least be able to spell MASTURBATION correctly. Hehe. And no, I don't have a vagina. :lol:

Nor do I have a Mangina.

Alright, that's it, lock the goddamned thread. I'm friggin' offended.

This is so disturbed, why am I even participating? Late nights, long hours, and tales of asswiping. Can't beat that.
 
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Bushwack

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you do BEAT OTHER things...a LOT:p

and technically i dont wax the carrot since i do have a girlfriend, speaking of girlfriends how is Rosy Palmer and her Sisters 5el? :p
 
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5eleven

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That's low, and that's cheap.

However, in answer to your question, lately, I like to sit on my hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. That way, it feels like someone else is doing it.

:2thumb:
 

TheShiningWizard

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Wad for my rear end, and fold one sheet to dry off my trouser snake after I rinse it.

...

What? At least my boxers don't have piss smell. :p