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oosyxxx

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Am I the only one who thought Sonya looked like a fitness instructor?

I realize she is only a video game character; however, she has some very human traits, and I think that if you were able to turn her into a real human she would probably be a great fitness instructor.

Just think, though: if you were able to turn her into a human, she would feel anger, and maybe at you for enabling her to feel corrosion at the hands of anger. Now, might she pray for healing to St. Anger? Yes.

So she might have an existential crisis mitigated only by the most heroic of doses.
 

Balton

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are we talking about the new game? It's fun for the first couple plays till you realise it's less MK and more a try to compete with the latest street fighter. In that the MK feel isn't right...
 

oosyxxx

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How is it less MK? How is it trying to compete with the latest SF? Do you find this sort of competition unhealthy?
 

Balton

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weeell.... I didn't play much mk9 but some sf4. in that brief time I felt that tactics are similar to sf4's. i.e. charge up your super meter and get a clean hit on your opponent.
I don't want games to be too close to each other mechanics wise. That shit ruined gears of wars for me. GOW1 was one of the most fun games I had on my xbox. when GOW2 came out I had played so many gears clones it was mildly boring.

competition yes, imitation no.
 

oosyxxx

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I came here a couple days ago and only 3-4 forums were accessible. Anyone else see that?
 

Balton

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you're the one hittin the basement, AKA tappin /\55.

As to MK, the big fighting Nali dude was cool in the film...

:lol: that reminds me of the times when I used the phrase 'hit the buckets' instead of 'banging on the cans'
 

oosyxxx

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ein wenig, mein freund

I wonder if Nebel or OO7MIKE have all those old audio clips "(Ist du hast mich ... ist du Hitler" and "I'm a gamer, a player, a full-time lamer ... yeah baby!" and so on). Those would really be something to hear right about now!