Hi I'm new here does anyone have a pet?

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[GU]elmur_fud

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I have a dog. His name is waffle, but I have too keep him in a cryogenic storage unit because he was ran over by a truck with snow chains on.

Ok so it's my uncles dog. I am just dog siting while he is out of town.

All right all right, the cryogenic storage unit is the deep freeze in his garage.

I just hope they come up with a cure for flattened and dead before he gets home and opens the freezer. That could be kinda awkward.
 

Crotale

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She may not look it, but my Baby is a ferocious little biotch. She will own any hamster. EVAR!!

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[GU]elmur_fud

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In all truth I personally don't have any pets. My wife has 2 cats and my son has a dog. I used to have some lizards. A Madagascan Day Gecko and 2 large fence swifts but they all died of old age. When I was a kid anything I could catch became a pet which meant I had everything from chipmunks to salamanders to poisonous snakes as well as a pleathera of the regular farm animals.
 

Grobut

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You only get one chance at a first impression, might aswell make it memorable by establishing yourself as a pet molester!
 
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BillyBadAss

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Since my rectum prolapsed, I put it on a leash and walk it around like a pet. I can make it make a growly sound. Girls waiting for the train on the platform get scared when I do it. They look horrified. Then I stomp him into submission with the stilettos I am wearing. That teaches it good.
 

Dark Pulse

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Since my rectum prolapsed, I put it on a leash and walk it around like a pet. I can make it make a growly sound. Girls waiting for the train on the platform get scared when I do it. They look horrified. Then I stomp him into submission with the stilettos I am wearing. That teaches it good.
Are you sure it's not because you're a hairy gaijin? :)
 

Grimm697

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I've got a Bratwurst dog. It's like a wiener dog, but it's mixed with a pitbull, so it's all roided out and stuff. He can take down a fully grown pitbull, and he's only a little above a foot tall.