God Bless America!! We're Number One!!

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The Lamb

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Hey, it comes with a handsome wooden plaque!

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Danger_Dude

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As if there were any doubt as to why the United States is the foremost nation on the globe, here is your proof! Only in a country where freedom is cherished and innovation nurtured could this revolutionary invention come to be.

With out further adieu, I give you unmistakable proof of American leadership

You won't see any of them commies coming up with something like this!

*/me waves flag vigorously while loudly singing "The Star Spangled Banner" off-key.

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CHRYSt

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Don't knock it. I've actually seen this thing in action. I'ts actually quite amusing the first 3 times. Then you want to smash it.

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The_Inflictor

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/me rushes out to buy one...

j/k

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[F-U]Ruffrider

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AHHH. I've seen this thing on TV. It would be annoying as hell.

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8-4-7-2

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I instantly recognize your unchallanged superiority over all other nations on earth!

From now on until armageddon I'm your humble servant...

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[This message has been edited by 8-4-7-2 (edited 06-20-2000).]