6 Reasons Tinky Winky can't be gay.
1. The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really,
clash-o-rama.
2. He's kinda obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially public
figures) are in remarkable shape.
3. That headpiece. Where I rate it for its FABULOUS height, it really
doesn't have much in the way of frills, its just a triangle. A true gay
person would have accessorized it with beads and/or something frilly.
4. He hangs out in a meadow... ummmm skip that one, George Michael in
the park ruined that analogy for me.
5. He's a really bad dancer. Nuff said.
6. The name Tinky Winky. I don't know a gay man on the planet who
would go with a name like that....HELLO, it screams "I'm small down there
and I don't care who knows it".
Sorry, Tinky can't be gay.
G-26
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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733
1. The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really,
clash-o-rama.
2. He's kinda obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially public
figures) are in remarkable shape.
3. That headpiece. Where I rate it for its FABULOUS height, it really
doesn't have much in the way of frills, its just a triangle. A true gay
person would have accessorized it with beads and/or something frilly.
4. He hangs out in a meadow... ummmm skip that one, George Michael in
the park ruined that analogy for me.
5. He's a really bad dancer. Nuff said.
6. The name Tinky Winky. I don't know a gay man on the planet who
would go with a name like that....HELLO, it screams "I'm small down there
and I don't care who knows it".
Sorry, Tinky can't be gay.
G-26
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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733
