Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation.

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Agent_5

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but "why" shouldn't one jerk off?
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


Actually, I have some personal experience advice for anyone interested. Just start watching lots and lots of anime. Non-hentai anime. Works great. I haven't spanked the monkey in longer then I have in a long time. Deleted about 10GB of porn, replaced it with anime.

I wish I had something witty to say about this but I can't come up with anything :(
 
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BobTheBeheader

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So just for fun I decided to do a little research into the historical, religious and scientific views towards masturbation and it's effects. I came up with some interesting stuff:

Masturbation, Madness, and the Modern Concepts of childhood and Adolescence
The Myth of Sexual Compulsivity

By the way, I decided to do a random search for the article that the "Overcoming Masturbation" page (Steps in Overcoming Masturbation, Mark E. Peterson.) is adapted from, but couldn't find it. Nor was I able to find anything by that author. That is to say, "Steps in Overcoming Masturbation" is not a professional academic article, and it's advice is probably baseless, hypothetical speculation.
 

SlayerDragon

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Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

So this must explain the whole thing with TWD's sister... ;)
 

Continuum

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Though, this raises some questions... What if one wishes to overcome his weakness but is aroused by family members? Or what if one gets excited by prayer? :(

Youve really started to lose it man.

I wonder if you take the lords name in vain and use several expletives as you finish yourself off if that helps at all?
 

BillyBadAss

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If those rules are even close to real, Mormons are bat **** crazy and I don't see how TWD and his GF will last. Sex is a big part of any relationship (not everything though), but if you aren't sexually compatible, it's not going to last.
 

Wulff

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Porn is meant to offend you after this, whereby you are so spiritually wounded at the mere sight of it, you have to lash out with extreme prejudice at those that made it by means of a multi million dollar lawsuit.
 
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