Okay, so here's a story. I got really ****ing bored and went to the store and bought some beer.
Not up to standards, there were some really hot bitches, and I looked at them crossed eye'd.
Then I walked home, and looked at how boring and sad this place is.
The rest is "Ban Plumb, he's a Menace"
I get the routine.
Next time I'm exposing my balls.