Reflections on working in a deli...

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TheWhaleShark

This world is spinning around me
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A little to the left.
www.rit.edu
...in the form of "I'm a fanboy" haiku.



Why are you rare, beef?
How I loathe you, rare roast beef.
Your blood is not missed.

Two pounds of chicken
Is quite a lot of food, sir.
Get a half, fat-ass.

Why do you need meat
At quarter to eight at night?
Shop during the day.

I wear a nametag
Because the store says I must.
I do not know you.

Look, there is a line.
It is there for a reason.
Stay in line, asshole.



Does anyone else want to share some reflections on their workplace?
 
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TheShiningWizard

Because it's more fantastical.
Jun 26, 2000
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My current jobs.

I'm an auditor.
I make UPS money.
Much more than I'm paid.

Setup DDR,
Watch kids play in bouncing toys.
I get paid for this.

And my past jobs.

"Data collection
For research corporations"
Also called "spamming".

I watched people bowl,
Then I cleaned up their messes.
Minimum wage sucked.
 

Scuddie

I am probably better than you.
Sep 29, 2001
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Sacramento, CA
Visit site
Volunteering sucks
I get no money for it
I need a real job

I build computers
Same thing all day, every day
Wish I did for cash

EDIT:
God damn I am broke
I need a job with benefits
cash and medical
 
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TheShiningWizard

Because it's more fantastical.
Jun 26, 2000
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Dangit, Keg, I can't darn him if he repents!

Darn, darn, darn to heck!

...

2:30am. Just got home from work. Good night.