Does anyone buy that Slim Shady 5h1t?

"Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadies are just imitating; So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up; please stand up." Rinse & Repeat.

I used to think Eminem was just a cheeseball white guy trying to be black, but this guys got the in's with Dre, so there must be something to him. Check out the Slim Shady vs. AC/DC mix of "My Name Is...". Its actually pretty good.


alien8
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That song rules. I do have the CD, and I have the song on napster.





AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

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Hehehe, I think you've really gotta laugh at some of his lyrics...

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Does anyone buy that Slim Shady 5h1t?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course nobody buys that sh1t. Well except for the 1.76 million people who bought his new album the first week it was out.


"Set it, and forget it." Ron Popeil, genius inventor

I am the creatoR of all.

Just for saying you dont like it, Im goona type the whole song.. if I can remember it all.

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her *** worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the..
Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did?
And Dr Dre said...
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement HAHA
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what, limpin' to you know who, yeah but hes so cute though
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss.
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids,
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hose, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it

I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a ****
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those finges on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up.





AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

A real masterpiece of pure bollox.


"Have I shown you lately what my clan can do?
Cos I own you arse now by rights, We got family!" One Big Family - Embrace

Sam The Man....if you only had a clue. *sigh* In your world of "dreamy boy groups", you have become to use to rosey shaded glasses kind of lyrics. This whole album is about how Pop music is a buch of pre-fabricated groups that are here now and gone tomorrow. Your simpleton taste in music is a real shame. Sometimes what is being said is more moving than how pretty it sounds.


I'll eat your gun lead and sh*t out No.2 pencils!

listen to what ya like.
thats my advice.

I like you advice .


AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Hehe... I like that song because it's funny.

I actually enjoy saying the "Please stand up" part over and over.

Did I answer your Q?


[MUTTS]GunnerX

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try Sky Diving!"

why should i explain myself????? so i like it, you don't, big whoop, move on with your life just change the damn radio station whenever it come on, or ignore it


ummmm WAnk??

No offense Wank, but I am so FREAKING sick and tired of that lame arse trite response. That is standard blather offered up by those who dont want to defend someone elses point. Let me get this straight, are you saying that Sam can't have an opinion? Asnwer the question man, what is so great about Eminem that his cd sold that well in one week?

Just because an album sells well does not make it good. Why do all the boy-bands sell so well then?

Or better yet, if Marshall flocking Mathers doesn't like Brittany Spears or whoever then why doesn't he "move on with his life or change the damn radio station?" as you so well put.

In my opinion, Eminem and all the people he rips on in his songs all suck. They are like mirror images of each other. Opposite but the same.

If you want to listen to good intelligent music, listen to Radiohead or Cake.

This is just my opinion. Feel free to disagree. Or can I have an opinion here?


The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

god dammit, am i just cursed or something??? are people going to be mad at me for whatever i say in the off topic forum, even when i try to be non controversial????? jeez man! i was just trying to say that everyone should be entitled to their own opinion, and people shouldn't get mad if someone wants to like something that someone else doesn't i guess somehow, it didn't come out right. i don't like certain things, you don't like certain things, but i am not going to alienate you or interrogate you just because you happen to enjoy a certain type of music. i don't mind if you like britney spears, metallica, eminem, yanni, whatever. if i don't like something i listening to, i change the radio station or don't listen to it. i don't know, maybe i am alone on this, but that is what i do. for some reason, i like to change the channel and listen to something i like i am just saying that i am allowed to have my opinion, just like you have yours. i am not saying mine is anymore valid than yours, i am just saying i am entitled to mine i didn't mean to offend anyone


ummmm WAnk??




[This message has been edited by WAnk (edited 06-06-2000).]

oh yah, btw, i don't really like hip hop or r&b at all, there are just certain songs i find humorous and entertaining. who wants intellegent music ALL the time i usually listen to the likes of Jimmies Chicken Shack, Incubus, etc etc, with some trance thrown in for kicks

i am not going to buy the cd, i don't like it *that* much. but i do like it, it is entertaining. i don't care how much it sells, that doesn't matter to me at all.


ummmm WAnk??

lol at Wank. Sorry man, maybe we both came off wrong. Who really gives a rats asss what anyone else likes, right? I really dont. Maybe that's why that Eminem crap is so irritating to me. But then again not to others. Jeez I am getting tired now.....

hehe, phew, i thought you were really mad at me for something there sorry about the misconception we both seemed to have there, lol


ummmm WAnk??

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Metallica, Eminem, sure. Britney Spears... well, ok. Yanni? Sorry. Nuh-uh. No way. When I still lived with my parents I was forced to listen to dad playing his large collection of Yanni cd's almost day and night. Anybody that enjoys Yanni cannot be forgiven.




alien8
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