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<marquee><span style='filter:glow(color=blue,strength=10);width:100%'><font size='400' color='lightblue' font='impact'>Why?</marquee></font>
 

FiringAimlessly

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It's one of those... things that provoke highly physical, completely un- or even anti-conscious reactions in the body... *hesitating* I don't know how else to explain it... *lower lip trembles* I'm... I'm so sorry--*weeps bitterly until the other forum members knock him out with a brick and mail him to a bad movie relief center in upstate NY*
 

FiringAimlessly

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Okay,

perhaps I've skipped a step or two in the analogy.

If humour = sex
and joke = penetration
and non-trite - mindless = sexuallly attractive
and laugh = orgasm
then going to see scary movie == a date with a hideous, sadistic, diseased, unwashed woman
and watching scary movie == being bound and made the central victim of a massive bukkake party of hideous, sadistic, diseased, greasy, unwashed men against one's will
and lauging at scary movie == being blown by one of said hideous, sadistic, diseased, greasy, unwashed men until one comes against one's will
 

FiringAimlessly

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Originally posted by Kuroshio Apocal
And you can sit in that "special" place. Away from me.
- I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific, or I'll assume that you mean on top of that mushroom-shaped, bulbous ectoplasmic being of infinite evil sitting on top of the coprophagic chocolate éclair lying on the Dead Sea Scrolls in the garbage.
 

Keganator

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Originally posted by FiringAimlessly

- I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific, or I'll assume that you mean on top of that mushroom-shaped, bulbous ectoplasmic being of infinite evil sitting on top of the coprophagic chocolate éclair lying on the Dead Sea Scrolls in the garbage.

:con:

FA ... get some sleep :D
 

OICW

Reason & Logic > Religion
I suppose that by posting this picture I found by accident, you'll put your foot up my ass Kibbles :)

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