10 Things Samuel L Jackson says in Star Wars

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STC_Wacky

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10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er.

8. This is your father's lightsabre. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonnado. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, mother****er.

5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsabre... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother ****er."
 

Wendy

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I'll have to watch again, I missed those lines.

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STC_Wacky

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Damnit!!! They sensored out "M0therfu<ker" in every line /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

$hit happens I guess
 

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Maybe Princess Leia shoulda said "Die bitch!!" as she choked the life out of that fat motherfu&lt;ker



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Lizard Of Oz

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This is too good to let slip off the bottom of the page.

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson say in the Star Wars Prequel:

10.You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherphuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherphucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherphuckin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the phuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherphucker.

5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Sh!t, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to phuck him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Phucker."


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Bloody hell!!! you must have dug deep into the archives for this one.
I stopped using STC_Wacky months ago!

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My oh my, I'm dying now! Tears and all. SHAFT IS GONNA ROCK!

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What is it with all this archive dredging recently?

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el Gato|PuF

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Dredging? That sounds so... dirty.

Resurrecting worthy posts of the past. You cannot truely live in the present without an appreciation of the past. :)

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