The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Lov

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Actually i have an MP3 of someone doing yoda's vioce saying things. my fave it this

"Sleep in the wet spot i will not!"


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Heres a little interview with Yoda that I got from a UK magazine called Loaded last year.

Obi Wan wanted to tell Luke his father was Darth Vader in the early days, but you told him to wait. Why was that?

Yoda: Ready he was not. Yoda see that for young man to discover father wore bucket on head would a young man destroy.

What do you feel was Vaders weakness?

Yoda: Smoke many Lamberts he did.

Did Luke leave his training too early on to fight Vader?

Yoda: Left before training complete he did. Would not wait for final peice of information.

What was that?

Yoda: Sit with back to pub door allways.

Can you think of anyone famous who you'd choose to train with you as a Jedi?

Yoda: Accept Sheryl Crow and Noel Edmonds would Yoda.

Hmm...

Yoda: Train Edmonds all night would Yoda. Dance with Yoda he would. Arouse Yoda with his hand he would. Interfere with him with my gibber stick, take him hard would I. He would be mine or train him I would not.

Do you get lonely on Dagobah, then?

Yoda: Love I had once. Affair with a giant cockroach, Beatrice his name. Went tits up it did.

Why was that?

Yoda: Respect Yoda's space he didn't. Yoda want to keep himself nice for Edmonds.

Where is the dark side the strongest at the moment?

Yoda: Manchester is where. In the team they call the United. Evil they are. It is only money they desire.



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LOL, do you like it in the ear???

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Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Hi there ppl. Still can't find that stuff I was looking for but I found something quite like it. I guess I'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way. Anyway here's those one's I found:

Top ten sexual inuendo-like lines from Star Wars:

10) "I don't care what you smell, get in there!" - Han to Chewie in detention level shoot out - SW
9) "Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into places a lot heavily guarded than this." - Han to Leia outside bunker - Jedi
8) "So that's it. you got your money and you're just gonna leave?" "Yeah, that's right." - Luke to Han before battle of Yavin - SW
7) "No, that won't work! Hand me the hydro-spanners . . .!" - Han to Chewie in asteriod field - Empire
6) "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million! Now let's blow this joint and go home!" - Han to Luke - SW
5) "The great Jaba asks why he must pay fifty thousand . . .?" - Threepio to Leia disguised as bounty hunter - Jedi
4) "You're required to manuever down this trench to the 'thermal exhaust port' . . ." - SW
3) "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!!!" - Han to Leia in garbage compactor - SW
2) "Luke! At that speed, do ya' think we'll be able to pull out in time?!" - Biggs to Luke @ battle of Yavin - SW

And the #1 sexually enuendo-like line from Star Wars:

1) "I call it luck." "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck!" - Obi-One to Han - SW



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Missed one -

Long, hard, my penis this is!