Why I hate Britney
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The_Dudester
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The Britney Spears "phenomenon" should be detested as a living example of exactly how stupid the average human being can be.
Oh look, she's not ugly...and she has breasts, which are very obvious. And she's in the public eye a lot => (in the minds of far too many men) she's incredibly hot.
This kinda thing is what drives people to go postal.
Oh look, she's not ugly...and she has breasts, which are very obvious. And she's in the public eye a lot => (in the minds of far too many men) she's incredibly hot.
This kinda thing is what drives people to go postal.
1. Nobody knows the real size of her titties, but I bet they are a real disappointment
2. The music 'she' made (don't start thinking she is actually capable of making those dumb lyrics up all by herself) totaly lacks any kind of originality.
3. Some people, who dont regulairly listen to music, dare to call her the 'queen of pop'. Like she is the only person in the world left to make popmusic.
3b.And like the sh¦t she sings IS popmusic!! What an insult!!
4. Not only is she incapable of making original music (compared to other groups), no, she cannot make ONE single sound different from the others she made. If you´ve heard one, you've heard them all.
5. Her Looks. Next thing you know, she´ll be all naked, just to make sure everybody is watching.
6. She sucks
7. She sucks
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I am the creatoR of all.
2. The music 'she' made (don't start thinking she is actually capable of making those dumb lyrics up all by herself) totaly lacks any kind of originality.
3. Some people, who dont regulairly listen to music, dare to call her the 'queen of pop'. Like she is the only person in the world left to make popmusic.
3b.And like the sh¦t she sings IS popmusic!! What an insult!!
4. Not only is she incapable of making original music (compared to other groups), no, she cannot make ONE single sound different from the others she made. If you´ve heard one, you've heard them all.
5. Her Looks. Next thing you know, she´ll be all naked, just to make sure everybody is watching.
6. She sucks
7. She sucks
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I am the creatoR of all.
I always prefered Faye Tozar from Steps (although the band should be split up immediately to save the world from crappy ABBA rip offs).
Out of a scale of 1-10, I'd give one to Rachel from Sclub7
"Have I shown you lately what my clan can do?
Cos I own you arse now by rights, We got family!" One Big Family - Embrace
Out of a scale of 1-10, I'd give one to Rachel from Sclub7
"Have I shown you lately what my clan can do?
Cos I own you arse now by rights, We got family!" One Big Family - Embrace
bigdavemcduff, what ARE you talking about? Talent for marketing? Talent for commerce? Surely, she has people to that stuff.
What talent ARE you talking about?
What talent ARE you talking about?
Like I said before. She will be doing porn in a few years, just give it time.
I'll eat your gun lead and sh*t out No.2 pencils!
I'll eat your gun lead and sh*t out No.2 pencils!
LOL! Yeah you´re probably right!
Hey, BTW lets make sure this thread gets more posts than the 'I Love' one.
I am the creatoR of all.
Hey, BTW lets make sure this thread gets more posts than the 'I Love' one.
I am the creatoR of all.
she has a tight bod, and a nice face. thats about it. her music sucks. so when her video is on just mute the sound.
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The_Dudester
Surfing the edge of underconfidence.
Ummm...she doesn't have a nice face...(I'm giving up on the body arguments because I've already mentioned them in 6 threads... 
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I hate her because she wont sleep with me.
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Speaking of Britney dooing porn, I can't wait.
I do have a few things to say gor her part though.
1. she is by far the sexiest woman in America
2. She has some of the most original material ever to grace a pair of speakers to her name.
3. She has nice breasts (real or not)
4. See above
5. She is now a talented author *snigger*
6. she is... bah I can't go on (LOL) OK. she may not be the smartest or best author in the world, and she may not write her own songs (she might not even sing them for all I care) But Damn she looks fine in a red catsuit!!!!
I do have a few things to say gor her part though.
1. she is by far the sexiest woman in America
2. She has some of the most original material ever to grace a pair of speakers to her name.
3. She has nice breasts (real or not)
4. See above
5. She is now a talented author *snigger*
6. she is... bah I can't go on (LOL) OK. she may not be the smartest or best author in the world, and she may not write her own songs (she might not even sing them for all I care) But Damn she looks fine in a red catsuit!!!!
If u dont think shes attractive then I can only conclude that...
1. your a homosexual.
2. your too ace to admit she is.
3. You didnt use the proper techniques envolved with duck taping her highly annoying mouth of endless miagranes.
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1. your a homosexual.
2. your too ace to admit she is.
3. You didnt use the proper techniques envolved with duck taping her highly annoying mouth of endless miagranes.
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BigDave, shes attractive, but not sexiest woman in America. Singer wise I think Christina Aguliera Looks much better than britney. But sexiest woman in America... hell no. Oh well, shes still damn fine .
And she still wont sleep with me.
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.And she still wont sleep with me
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The_Dudester
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Hmm...Well I don't think she's massively attractive, and I'm not homosexual.
I'm just confused as to what all the fuss is about...
I'm just confused as to what all the fuss is about...
I think Spears is pretty attractive, but sexiest woman in America? Not many people have heard of her, but the sexiest woman in America BY FAR is Apollo Smile. Just wait until she gets her TV show on the air within a year and you too will agree.
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A rabblerouser in your face
yeah, Apollo Smile, not bad, what about the girl on the Sugar Ray album Lemonade & Brownies... Nicole Eggert
yummy
Feck the bozos
--Brad Pitt, 12 Monkeys
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yummy
Feck the bozos
--Brad Pitt, 12 Monkeys
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So creatoR says she sucks... Well I'm game, huh, huh...
If it's dark I don't care what she looks like!
Although I Still think that Sarah Michelle Gellar is the one for me though!
She wants me - it's true ya know
I'm on Fire!!! - No really, I'm on Fire - HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!
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If it's dark I don't care what she looks like!
Although I Still think that Sarah Michelle Gellar is the one for me though!
She wants me - it's true ya know
I'm on Fire!!! - No really, I'm on Fire - HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!
[This message has been edited by Matrix? (edited 06-09-2000).]
