I shall believe in demoguy.
For he created the demo in two weeks;
And it was good.
So he said to his fellow players:
"Thou shalt not have other player models before me"
But it was only one, named 849 who kept the demoguy model.
So Demoguy said to this player:
"Build yourself a starship and put two of each race into it and flee this land"
So he build this starship, and named it "Vortex Rikers," designated as a ship for all the demoguy's faithful captive servants.
Two of every race fled aboard this ship.
And demoguy wrought destruction upon the earth for seven days and seven nights, in what is later called the seven day siege, onto those who did not follow him.
And thus the vortex rikers flew across the stars, where the prisoners of demoguy landed on NaPali. When traversing across the planet, one human was tempted by a lone pupae, to eat from the nali fruit seed of knowledge. The human ate the fruitseed, and thus gained the knowledge that he was of the default demoguy model. In telling his following humans to eat the seed, they all realized of there defaultness. Thus, the demoguy told them that they were weak and had been tempted by a skaarj in disguise as a meer pupae, and those humans were punished with two extra arms and eternal punishment by the hands of skydemons. Thus these new nali were to live poor lives in constant fear of the skaarj. But that one human, 849, was not tempted by the pupae and the fruit, and escaped the planet and fled to a location unkown, as all watch and wait for his and demoguys return.
Let us remember this story as we make our modelchoice decisions in the future.
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