Well, at least no need for its anti-aliasing capability.
Anyone who already has a voodoo3 or something like that, read the following instructions to upgrade you present graphics card into a voodoo5.
Requirements:
- a jar of grease.
- a monkey
1. Leave your graphics card inside your computer. There is no need to get it out, unless you like to do it anyway.
2. Open the jar. Incase the lid wont come off, try turning it the other way around.
3. Dip the monkey in the jar, be sure to submerge it completely.
4. Now, press the monkey against the monitor and sort of sweep it around. Be sure not to miss any spots.
5. repeat steps 3 and 4 one time.
Notes:
* Instead of grease, it´s also possible to use oil or butter. But whatever you choose to do, make sure it does't involve killing any animals.
* You may want to double-dip the monkey to ensure an even coat. A little something Gabe told me, not long ago.
* I found that Anthorax44 (tm) is a cheap, but effective disinfectant to use against any bites.
* To disable the anti-alias funtion, make a mixture of water and soap. Again use a monkey to sweep your screen. Double-dipping is not nescesary now.
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I am the creatoR of all.
Anyone who already has a voodoo3 or something like that, read the following instructions to upgrade you present graphics card into a voodoo5.
Requirements:
- a jar of grease.
- a monkey
1. Leave your graphics card inside your computer. There is no need to get it out, unless you like to do it anyway.
2. Open the jar. Incase the lid wont come off, try turning it the other way around.
3. Dip the monkey in the jar, be sure to submerge it completely.
4. Now, press the monkey against the monitor and sort of sweep it around. Be sure not to miss any spots.
5. repeat steps 3 and 4 one time.
Notes:
* Instead of grease, it´s also possible to use oil or butter. But whatever you choose to do, make sure it does't involve killing any animals.
* You may want to double-dip the monkey to ensure an even coat. A little something Gabe told me, not long ago.
* I found that Anthorax44 (tm) is a cheap, but effective disinfectant to use against any bites.
* To disable the anti-alias funtion, make a mixture of water and soap. Again use a monkey to sweep your screen. Double-dipping is not nescesary now.
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I am the creatoR of all.
