WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
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<LI>Bicycles don't get pregnant.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
<LI>Bicycles don't have parents.
<LI>Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
<LI>You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
<LI>Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
<LI>When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
<LI>Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
<LI>You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
<LI>If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
<LI>If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
<LI>If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
<LI>You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
<LI>If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
<LI>You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
<LI>Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
<LI>Bicycles don't get headaches.
<LI>Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
<LI>Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you're late.
<LI>You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
<LI>If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
<LI>The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
<LI>When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.</UL>
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<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>Bicycles don't get pregnant.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
<LI>Bicycles don't have parents.
<LI>Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
<LI>You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
<LI>Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
<LI>When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
<LI>Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
<LI>You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
<LI>If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
<LI>If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
<LI>If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
<LI>You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
<LI>If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
<LI>You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
<LI>Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
<LI>Bicycles don't get headaches.
<LI>Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
<LI>Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
<LI>Bicycles don't care if you're late.
<LI>You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
<LI>If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
<LI>You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
<LI>The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
<LI>When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.</UL>
Visit Neo Skinz to see my Winamp and ICQ skins.
"Philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex!"
