"Peak Beard"

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Renegade Retard

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tomcat ha

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i am too stroking my goatee.
Also if attractiveness is based on rareness then why dont women form waterfalls because of my glorious manes?! (thank god they dont actually)
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dr.flay

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Soup in the beard just means you get to eat on the go.
Not sure if I've hit "peak beard frequency" yet (does it require tuning?).

Is there an official chart ?
Until someone can show me a chart of beardyness or peak beard efficiency, this theory is not to be trusted.

They don't seem to take absorbency or wind resistance into account.
(Own up. Who tagged this as "science" ?!
Also it seems to be purely related to breeding (or not).
Anyone that grows it or shaves it just to get laid, is not being honest to their inner-beard :(

My chin. My beard. My choice.

You will probably find that behind this research is the evil razor-blade manufactures Gillette and Wilkinson Sword :eek:
 

klasnic

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I've thought about growing a beard on my posterior and shaving it to look like my face... With a Gillette Nuclear Fusion Ion Gliding Silky Smooth Burn Nullifying Blade of course ;)