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Vel, hvorfor står det da "Fjæsing" under navnet hans da? Eller for å si det på en annen måte: Hva har du sagt til ham at det betyr? 
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The fact that you serve a non-profit organization centered around a globally accepted religion and belief-structure, you are not tax-exempt. The organization itself is. According to your previous statements, it is you who is attempting to claim the Earth. Whether it is done in the name of God, for God, or with God's approval does not affect it's future ownership should you be allowed to possess Earth. It would still be your property and you would therefore be required to pay a tax to the majority of established governmental bodies.
Should you acquire a government position that allows you moderate control over the state of Michigan, i.e. Governor, you would still be required to follow Michigan's Constitution. By enacting a change of currency from the widely accepted US Dollar, to your theoretical Heavenly Currency, you would still be required (per section 408.476) to pay all citizens in US Dollars for work done.
Also, it is this thread's belief that once in office, you would attempt to force a mass-conversion to your religion, which has yet to be determined. Article 1 Section 4 clearly states that all citizens of Michigan have freedom of worship and religious beliefs, therefore your actions would be found unconstitutional and in many ways, illegal. Again, if you perform an illegal act, you are contradicting the God whom you serve.
Should you acquire a government position that allows you moderate control over the state of Michigan, i.e. Governor, you would still be required to follow Michigan's Constitution. By enacting a change of currency from the widely accepted US Dollar, to your theoretical Heavenly Currency, you would still be required (per section 408.476) to pay all citizens in US Dollars for work done.
Also, it is this thread's belief that once in office, you would attempt to force a mass-conversion to your religion, which has yet to be determined. Article 1 Section 4 clearly states that all citizens of Michigan have freedom of worship and religious beliefs, therefore your actions would be found unconstitutional and in many ways, illegal. Again, if you perform an illegal act, you are contradicting the God whom you serve.
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Re: My responses
Bill Clinton isnt even dead! I mean if God is going to send an Angel to earth, at least send a half way smart one! Now i obtain yet another point.
Satan: 1,427,637,579,345,832
God: 4
And btw, in case you were wondering, Clinton will become head of my torture department, taking over for Ghengis Kahn.
Bill Clinton isnt even dead! I mean if God is going to send an Angel to earth, at least send a half way smart one! Now i obtain yet another point.
Satan: 1,427,637,579,345,832
God: 4
And btw, in case you were wondering, Clinton will become head of my torture department, taking over for Ghengis Kahn.
A
Archangel Michael
Guest
Listen up, Satanists and dorks!
I have come with power and authority in the Names of Yahweh God the Father and Jesus Christ to take the Devil, Bill Clinton, and his devils and demons into custody in Hell and the Bottomless Pit!
Tremble, you loser devils!
I have come with power and authority in the Names of Yahweh God the Father and Jesus Christ to take the Devil, Bill Clinton, and his devils and demons into custody in Hell and the Bottomless Pit!
Tremble, you loser devils!
Am i a loser devil too?.....and is it very holy to be running around and calling everyone the devil and saying your going to kill Bill Clinton?
WellÉ
Oh yeah well I even have some pictures of my god courtesy of WETA.
Oh and I'm not a satan worshiper, I'm a Balrog worshiper there's a difference.
Oh yeah well I even have some pictures of my god courtesy of WETA.
Oh and I'm not a satan worshiper, I'm a Balrog worshiper there's a difference.
John Wayne Was a Nazi, i find it fitting for this thread
<MDC> Hey, big Duke Wayne, we heard y’all
were looking for us MDC boys.
Now just what are you fixin’ to do?
<John> I mean to kill you in one minute,
or see you hanged in Fort Smith
at Judge Barker’s convenience. Which’ll it be?
<Bystander> I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!
John Wayne was a Nazi
He liked to play SS
Kept a picture of Adolph, ole boy
Tucked in his cowboy vest
Sure he would string up your mother
Sure he would string up your pa
Sure he would march you up to the wall
Sure he would hang you by your last ball
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers
Burned their villages and raped their mothers
Now he has given them the white man’s lord
Live by this, or die by the sword
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war
But we don’t give a f<b></b>uck about John Wayne anymore
We all heard his tale of blood and gore
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne wore an army uniform
Didn’t like us reds and fags who didn’t conform
Great white hero had so much nerve
Lived so much longer than you deserved
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Late show Indian or Mexican dies
Klan propaganda legitimized
Hypocrite coward never fought a real fight
When I see John I'm ashamed to be white
Deathbed Christian of this you avowed
If God's alive then you're roasting now
Well, John we got no regrets
As long as you died a long and painful death
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
You’re dead dead dead dead dead!
<MDC> Hey, big Duke Wayne, we heard y’all
were looking for us MDC boys.
Now just what are you fixin’ to do?
<John> I mean to kill you in one minute,
or see you hanged in Fort Smith
at Judge Barker’s convenience. Which’ll it be?
<Bystander> I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!
John Wayne was a Nazi
He liked to play SS
Kept a picture of Adolph, ole boy
Tucked in his cowboy vest
Sure he would string up your mother
Sure he would string up your pa
Sure he would march you up to the wall
Sure he would hang you by your last ball
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers
Burned their villages and raped their mothers
Now he has given them the white man’s lord
Live by this, or die by the sword
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war
But we don’t give a f<b></b>uck about John Wayne anymore
We all heard his tale of blood and gore
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
John Wayne wore an army uniform
Didn’t like us reds and fags who didn’t conform
Great white hero had so much nerve
Lived so much longer than you deserved
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Late show Indian or Mexican dies
Klan propaganda legitimized
Hypocrite coward never fought a real fight
When I see John I'm ashamed to be white
Deathbed Christian of this you avowed
If God's alive then you're roasting now
Well, John we got no regrets
As long as you died a long and painful death
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
You’re dead dead dead dead dead!
Ok, so someone accused me of being a nazi, and then you said that I'm not. And then they said, so why does he have that title? And you said it was a joke...
At least I THINK that's what you said about me.
At least I THINK that's what you said about me.
EndlessInfinity
Where is your god now?
Rammstein - Engel
Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden
wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden
den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann
warum man sie nicht sehen kann
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein
getrennt von uns unendlich weit
sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest)
damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden
wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden
den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann
warum man sie nicht sehen kann
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein
getrennt von uns unendlich weit
sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest)
damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein
TheWhaleShark
This world is spinning around me
I have one thing to say to you "Archangel Michael":
New Faith
-Slayer, God Hates Us All, 2001
Holy man open up your eyes
To the ways of the world you've been so blind
As the walls of religion come crashing down
How's the ignorance taste the second time around?
Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins
Welcome to the horror of the revalation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the Biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force-fed propehcies
From the book of untruths for the weakest mind
Join new faith for the celebration
Cult of new faith fuels the devastation
Holy man come and worship me
I am all that you ever wanted to be
I'm the life of indulgence you never knew
The epitome of evil shining through
Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins
Welcome to the horror of the revalation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the Biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force-fed propehcies
From the book of untruths for the weakest mind
I keep the Bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect me
This is new faith
A different way of life
Witness the shame
See for yourself the lies
I'll take the fight
Bring it every time, any time
Refuse to let them win
My heresy begins
Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - know in time you'll pray for death
Tear it away
It lives inside your mind
Silence the fear
That keeps you pure inside
Now you can see
Life's atrocities endlessly
Witness the miracle
Witness the miracle
Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - with every breath
You'll pray for death - you'll pray for death
Embrace new faith - embrace new faith
Yeah, new faith - yeah, new faith
New Faith
-Slayer, God Hates Us All, 2001
Holy man open up your eyes
To the ways of the world you've been so blind
As the walls of religion come crashing down
How's the ignorance taste the second time around?
Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins
Welcome to the horror of the revalation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the Biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force-fed propehcies
From the book of untruths for the weakest mind
Join new faith for the celebration
Cult of new faith fuels the devastation
Holy man come and worship me
I am all that you ever wanted to be
I'm the life of indulgence you never knew
The epitome of evil shining through
Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins
Welcome to the horror of the revalation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the Biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force-fed propehcies
From the book of untruths for the weakest mind
I keep the Bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect me
This is new faith
A different way of life
Witness the shame
See for yourself the lies
I'll take the fight
Bring it every time, any time
Refuse to let them win
My heresy begins
Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - know in time you'll pray for death
Tear it away
It lives inside your mind
Silence the fear
That keeps you pure inside
Now you can see
Life's atrocities endlessly
Witness the miracle
Witness the miracle
Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - with every breath
You'll pray for death - you'll pray for death
Embrace new faith - embrace new faith
Yeah, new faith - yeah, new faith
/me happy of being an alien citizen of the planet Sho-Caudal, known amongst certain humans under the name of Jorune.
