....Just what is a whippersnapper??
bah, i calls em anklebiters.
but drawing upon my inumerable mathematical talents heres an equation that should cover 95% in purely relational terms (as in perhaps not rational)
m= man-man, baby!
w= whippersnapper
r= reflexes, ping, mouse, ect.
b= the beer factor (each b = 12 oz 3.2% by weight or equivalent measure)
e= endurance/resistance to fatigue
s= what I call the 'sly factor'
0= offline
m+b = m+(s+1)+(r-1)+e
w+b = 0
There you have it, straight from einstein's notebook