Pretty simple. Name a game and I will tell you how terrible it is and why your taste in games is terrible. Logic may or may not be included.
Chrono Trigger.
Portal 2.
Scrabble
Moldy grouse
Unreal tournament
grouseplural of grouse
Noun:
A game bird (Lagopus, Tetrao, and other genera) with a plump body and feathered legs. The grouse family (Tetraonidae, or Phasianidae)...
A grumble or complaint.
Verb:
Complain pettily; grumble.
mold·y/ˈmōldē/
Adjective:
Covered with a fungal growth that causes decay, due to age or damp conditions.
(ie not good/terrible)
Dark Souls is a terrible game. It has no semblance of fairness (after tutorial it misleads player into a higher-level area whereas the real way to go is behind you), there are a fuck-ass-ton moments where the game is incredibly obtuse about where to go (did you honestly immediately figure out where to go after ringing the first bell?), and the online system is broken both technically and mechanically.Dark Souls
Quake 3 is a terrible game. Everything it does Unreal Tournament does better, which is still a crappy game about wandering around mazes and shooting dumb, unbalanced weapons. The weapons in Quake 3 are boring (alt-fire would be nice), and the movement system is a slippery piece of turd. HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOPQuake 3
GTA 4 is a terrible game. Everything it does the Grand Theft Auto 3 games did more of and did better. You're stuck in one pitiful city and everything is far more scripted than the GTA 3 games. Was the intent to make GTA 4 feel like a more polished experience? It failed. The series was a least a little fun when you could do crazy shit with your cars and helicopters and jets and jetpacks but 4 got turned into this muddy, stupid brown mess of doldrum. And whoever put the 'friends bug you on your crappy cellphone' in the game fucked up royally.GTA 4