Starlog: IHATEPOKEMON
Starlog: IHATEPOKEMON
I have completed my work on the cloaking device, and disabled the feature that turns itself off when you shoot something, so now it should be easier to destroy the pokemon.
About the spam/weapon locker situation, I am asking all personel to give me their weapons so I can make more and better ones. I modified the Iomega Pulse Blaster, now it can be used near hulls, so thats one problem down, and who knows how many to go.
On the subject of spam coated walls, I have discovered that the nasty pizza mentioned earlier has the power to neutralize the spams power, turning the spam into nothing, its like a take-home antimatter thing. I will distribute pizza to everyone on the ship, just smear it all over the spam coated areas, and it should clear up. Also, the pokemon are extremly allergic to beer. I recently discovered this with a battle of 3 Pikachus, and all I had was a bottle of beer with me. I chucked the bottle in the middle of the cluster of pokemon, and they imploded on themselves. Along with pizza, I will hand out bottles of beer to everyone.
Due to the recent devlopment with beer, I will start work on a beer-spewing gun, more on that later.
Finally, once the holograph guy appears, I suggest that we lock down all holographic projectors, and secure the floor in which the evil bringer of pokemon is coming from. That way, I think we can finally kill him.