POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Morety: you're fired. 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I smell here something bad, smells like some people died inhere
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Send articles/rants/editorials to The Soundoff , home of the world-famous Llama Farm!
/me me looks around stifling a grin waiting for the silent phart of the previous post to start hitting people...
In a recent upcoming match vs. MsR, I threatened to let a nice one rip in their flag room, and said they'd be scared to defend their flag. Then I went on to say I was going to take their flag, straddle it between my legs, and rub it up and down my butt cheeks like a big ole piece of dental floss. Then they wouldn't want it back.
We lost the match, but we certainly won the rant wars.
We lost the match, but we certainly won the rant wars.
Hey! I had just gotten over this! And know I had to see it again! And think of all the new people here! What kind of message are you sending them!? You...you...freak!
What type of message am I sending them? Why a musical one of course!
There once was a PuFfer named MoyDoy
who did not like the scent of my fart.
But he came to this smelly thread anyway
I don't think that he is too smart.
He'd come here and say it's a smelly damn thread
all the while he was holding his nose.
He should not have come here as he knew what it was
Now he'll watch as my anal wind blows.
It'll blow in the noon, it'll blow in the night
My anus will blow upon morning's first light.
It'll blow in the office, it'll blow in my home.
My bum will fart the song "Where the Buffalo Roam".
To ensure I got gas, I'll eat Taco Bell
with some extra hot sauce I'm ensured quite the smell
I'll fart so much, I'll put OT through hell
and when I'm done farting, I'll use Cottonelle.
There once was a PuFfer named MoyDoy
who did not like the scent of my fart.
But he came to this smelly thread anyway
I don't think that he is too smart.
He'd come here and say it's a smelly damn thread
all the while he was holding his nose.
He should not have come here as he knew what it was
Now he'll watch as my anal wind blows.
It'll blow in the noon, it'll blow in the night
My anus will blow upon morning's first light.
It'll blow in the office, it'll blow in my home.
My bum will fart the song "Where the Buffalo Roam".
To ensure I got gas, I'll eat Taco Bell
with some extra hot sauce I'm ensured quite the smell
I'll fart so much, I'll put OT through hell
and when I'm done farting, I'll use Cottonelle.
lol @ Morety's "message"!
you can't beat an old fart, really. it simply has much more experience than a normal one.
you can't beat an old fart, really. it simply has much more experience than a normal one.
I was in the backseat of my cousin's car and let a really rotten one go. (We were eating nothing but chile all weekend.) He was driving with his window open.
I politely asked him if he could roll his window up as I was getting blown around in the backseat. Well as soon as he'd rolled it all the way to the top, the smell hit him. He rolled it down again quicker than I've ever seen a window move
Damn, I didn't bump this again did I? Oopsie.
I politely asked him if he could roll his window up as I was getting blown around in the backseat. Well as soon as he'd rolled it all the way to the top, the smell hit him. He rolled it down again quicker than I've ever seen a window move
Damn, I didn't bump this again did I? Oopsie.
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